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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I am an ace driver thank you very much
10 years no claims is testament to that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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yeah, that's definitely a selection criteria for F1 teams
"but why can't I drive? I've never hit a bollard in Tesco car park or ANYTHING"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01,
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well it's the only facts I have
aside from that you'll have to take my word for it, also i totally beat my mates at go karting once
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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This is better, but your mates might be shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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we'll have to have a kart off, I'll be near Hudderfield tomorrow, that's practically Scothland, LETS GE^T IT ON
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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My mate wrote off his old dear's classic Triumph Dolomite in a supermarket car park when it was completely empty
It was dark and he ran straight into a trolley park. Much lolling.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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...but have seen loads of accidents in my mirror...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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I would totally destroy her.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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I'd take that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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