dunno. bored. might learn how to photoshop or do those animation things with that constipated beardo guy
summat tells me that requires a level of patience i ent got

alt: i fucken love trains. cos i dont use them for work it usually means im going to do something exciting so im all like squeeeee n shit

altalt: i had not shredded wheat, probs summat like wheated shreds. tell me more about your toast, are you the kinda cunt that eeks out a knob painstakingly into each corner and edge, spreading it out so thin it could get a cover story on Bella? or do you cover it quickly with doorstep wedges of butter that get melted and spread in to make way for another layer just to be sure?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Deffo doorstep wedges of butter
thin margarine is worse than just not bothering
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

NO BUTTER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

You dairywrong

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

NO SPREAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Bob Marley lesser known zzzzzzzz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)