They match if you pair them up, before AND after washing. TOP TIP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

fuck that
i have about 200 pairs of socks. i am fucked if i am going through my 3 sock drawers and matching them all. i never wear visible socks. and anyone who sees me lounging around the house in them can suck it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I imagine you are incredibly irritating.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Like a sandpaper sock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Ahhh memories!
My parents hated me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

lightbulbs that need replacing
clocks that need changing
socks that need pairing

ain't nobody got time for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

If you had stayed as a man you could do all that shit for yourself.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I HAVE A MAN
he just doesn't do anything useful apart from snore and fart like the rest of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

*shrugs*
I don't care, really.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)

it's that go-get-em tiger attitude that made you the man you are today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I'm a laid back guy with a relaxed attitude to life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

laid back guy with a relaxed attitude to life twat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Sorry I'm too laid back and relaxed to reply.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

is this irony?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Sorry, I'm too laid back and relaxed for ironing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)