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They don't do that in curry houses down south.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31,
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it must have been a really crap shag
most men would crawl on broken glass to get their cocks wet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33,
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Driving about 300 miles is about my limit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:34,
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yeah but why didn't you go back for more?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35,
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I bet you can guess in one attempt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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she said no?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you couldn't get it up?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you called her "mummy" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you called her "daddy" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you cried afterwards?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you whipped out your bent e-cig for that post-coital moment and she dumped you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:40,
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Why are you so obsessed with my super kewl 'vaping' apparatus?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:41,
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stunned has one too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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He is also kewl and sexy. So I understand.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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The answer I was looking for was 'dumped'.
Join us again next week for another edition of zzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:40,
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any one of my answers would be better than this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:41,
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Well yeah but I SPEEK DA TROOF
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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you can't be a real man
they all lie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:45,
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I'm not, because 'my cock doesn't work'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:46,
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so you keep saying
but i'm sure you'll find the right man one day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:48,
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I'm meeting one tonight.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:49,
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strangle wanking doesn't count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:49,
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Oh well in that case I'm not. :(((((
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:50,
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EXACTLY. There are curtained partitions for that pursuit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:34,
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