Alright?
How's Saturday been? Good, bad or Ikea and garden centres?
I has arrived in the juicer, just escaped fucking massive downpour. Fucking sheeted down, sun is out now. Weather, eh?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:43, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Went to the pub for a bit of lunch
Did some housework, listened to Bristol City make it 20 games without a win and lost a few quid at the bookies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

None of your bets come in Mr Fucker?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Nope.
The Doris came close with West Brom being the only result to let her down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)

I moped about then went to the red lion ('the beastie')
I'm supposed to go out later but can't get pissed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)

Why can't you get pissed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

On call.
I don't need to drive or anything so I can have a few.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

Evenin'
Saturday's been pretty good so far, did some shopping, started putting a piezo pickup in a resonator guitar I've just sold and currently I'm debating whether to have a night in with the G/F eating fillet steak or to go out to the Chinese buffet.
I will be drinking either way.
Had a massive downpour here, spectacular lightning display too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Go out for steak
Or stay in and have a Chinese.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)

I love cooking Chinese food but it's such a faff
We've decided, the Chinese it is.
Laters dudes & dudettes
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

I am sitting in Sa Diego airport at the start of the long journey home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)

West Ham are currently 2-1 down.
Have a nice journey back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Hahaha. I bet we haven't won since I've been away?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

You beat Spurs 3-0

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Haha. Stupid Spurs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Man City are now 3-1 up.
So, has this been a fantastic holiday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Best ever mate. Absolutely brilliant.
I am coming back in May.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:18, Reply)

How long till your flight?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

90 mins. To Toronto. 3 hour lay over and then London.
Get home Sunday 1 pm. It's 11.20 am here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Get home, have a nice cuppa, then go down the boozer for a proper pint.
Meanwhile, your other half can get the washing on, get a roast on the go and iron you a shirt for Monday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

You read my mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Perfect.
Can't imagine your other half would have a problem with that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

yesssssss
I'm off to Tottingham to see free festival legends Culture Shock with a bunch of grubby ex squatters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:58, Reply)

And as they looked from Mince to grubby squatter and back again etc.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Mother in law's watching 'Strictly'..
..how come that senile old cunt Forsyth's never been picked up by Operation Yewtree?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Too rich and powerful.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

His wife was Miss World.
Have you seen Harris' wife?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

He played his cards right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

To see you, to see you nice!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Good game.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Oh good game. Good game.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Things I have learnt today:
Nakers was in London, at some Art thing.

www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/ridiculous-things-youll-see-at-frieze-art-fair

Tell me this ISN'T him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I've met precisely none of the regulars off here, but that chap definitely looks how I'd imagine Nakers to look.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

It is DEFINITELY him.

No doubt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Dozer was in attendance as well

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

me too.
Just needs a cap and the bag to be a skateboard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

If I wasn't..
..a)drunk
and b) shit at photshop, I'd totes d this.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)

I had an omelette then I come home then I done a family dinner then I'm going pubbing with me mates innit.
Then I'm gonna bed. True story.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Went
to footy. Got fucking soaked on the way. Lost 4-3 after being 3-1 up. Fucking gutted.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Brechin?

Your lot did well, mate. Next time you'll cuff the cheatin' cunts.
Like you did last time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

I'm worn out, but recreating the '80's.
Film: Man With The Golden Gun (need to check my Nic Nak action is still good).
Food: Sirloin, chips, mushrooms, peas, pepper sauce.
Booze: Glass of Minervois.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)

I'd have gone for Black Tower myself. Is the food in a basket?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

I've got some M&S cava on. Top wining.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I've been watching The Paradise Club.
Get involved.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I need to find this,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I need to find myself.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:04, Reply)

This has me thinking of meat now.
I have some nice tbones might snaffle them tomorrow. Aldi wine at 2,99 is excellent won a.lot of blind taste tests agsinst much pricier stuff.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 21:46, Reply)

One love

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)

soz I dont play tennis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:17, Reply)

LIKE I EVEN CARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:18, Reply)

you are a horrible bastard. youve changed man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:22, Reply)

'ello Frogface. Been chucked out the juicer?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)

alright mate. nah still in there although conversation has switched to inane shite. ironic that I turn to to here in such circumstances.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Yep I'm now in my PJ's
At this rate I may even grab my slippers and pipe
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)

thats better. good hare. patss head retrospective ly adds these things **

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:36, Reply)

*Gets all watership down*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)

*thumpers*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Rowsby Woof and the fairy wogdog.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)

I dont get it but I will Google it tomorrow and laugh.
Did I read down there↓ you had a date? #FLANGEHOUND
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Good job he likes dried fruit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:46, Reply)

fig off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Raisin the limits.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)

carlos sultana

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Virgin Prunes.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)

^grapist^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Smattering of aplause.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Figgin A

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)

PJs? man youse OLD.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Don't let me take off my smoking jacket and come over there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Is that one love your ex or your wife?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:24, Reply)

That depends on who I'm loving at the time Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:31, Reply)

If you can't be with the one you love,honey love the one you're with!
Earworm time.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Luther Van Dross LOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:08, Reply)

FECK I KNOW HAVE THIS EARWORM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMOJvKD_26I
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:10, Reply)

'ello HH.
Still skipping?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:28, Reply)

+ in a circle
I'm OK Ta bear P, you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah good dude. Had first date in fuvking yonks last night, went well. Cooking nosebag for her tomorrow as well:)
How is your work situation?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Fucking rough mate, I've had 3 16 hours days this week

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)

You're out on the road I think you said?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)

NAHHHH not yet the wife ain't kicked me out yet
OHHHHH sozz, yeah driving around for a living, yeah that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)

So what is she like?
WE NEED A PICTURE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Only if we get a.pic of your ex, full minge shot please. Failing that pic of.your mum, full minge shot.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:47, Reply)

I could just post a picture
of a mutilated starfish for both
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)

*wanks*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:50, Reply)

*Banks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Thanks!
We miss you HH come back and livehere in the happy wonderland tjat is OT. Or fuck off to /talk.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:58, Reply)

for what its worth from my extreme lowly status, I agree with this fine gentleman

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)

I wish it was that easy
B3ta was a diversion and a hole filler for the day.....

My days are more than fucking full....mainly starting at 5am and still emailing at 9pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:07, Reply)

sounds like youre a sales rep?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:12, Reply)

Yeah it does don't it :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:16, Reply)

is that it then? in which case im sorry for you, but, you know, work, well done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:20, Reply)

Never go full retard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)

your favourite band are the levellers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)

It's already said 'I has arrived'. It's too late.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 23:30, Reply)