Full of the joys of hangovers today, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I am dying. If I don't make it then please tell my daughter I love her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I'll whisper it in her ear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Tactical vomit time?
Lucozade?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Liver transplant?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Kidneys are feeling the punishment at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Ahh
Gallon of water time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Hose some Lucozade/sports drink down too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

If I had some I would, however I have twisted my ankle so not going anywhere.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

You mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I also have burned my right elbow, grazed my left knee and bruised my arse.
I wish he was more gentle.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

this pleases me
i hope it hurts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Cunt off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

How the fuck did you burn your elbow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Cooking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Ok Armin
Arm In, geddit?!!!111!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

My guts are ok, it's the rest of me that is terminally ill.
A bacon & egg sandwich in a while may help ease my pain.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I have made a monumental error in bringing soup for lunch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Get a greasy Dominos delivered to your office and flush the soup down the shitter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

This does seem like a good idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Get that one with the sausage piped into the crust if you want to feel like you're going to die.
But in a good way.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I'll pipe sausage into your crust in a minute, son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I can think of nothing wurst.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

something something tadpoles something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Poor SPORTSCOW. Your heart's just not in it today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Sorry man
I'm tired and hungry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I have a bacon & egg sandwich.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

ima have pizza and soup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I might go back to bed in a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

ima have anuva bowl o' cereal :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

WHAT CEREAL? THIS IS IMPORTANT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I'm sorry, that's private.
You wouldn't have heard of it anyway.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Clusters for me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

TELL THE BOARD
i am addicted to kelloggs chocolate granola, but i NEVER let myself buy it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

It's a secret.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

i reckon you've STOLEN my favourite cereal
and the fact that you are having another bowl either indicates that you fucking love it, or that you are a greedy internet fucker, could be either.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

yhpccuya

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

what kind of a deviant could eat that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

FAT GREEDY BASTARDS.
So , like you, but a meat eater.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

hi!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

i have no idea why you got dumped and are foreveralone, with charm like that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Oh, don't you?
It's because I'm a cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

+ ugly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Wrong. I am very handsome. Just a cunt.
I have an abhorrent personality.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)