I have about 2000 drum and bass records that I should have sold a few years ago before everything that was rare and sought after was re-issued and re-pressed and now are worth next to nothing.
I might get rid of them one day. The difficulty of living on your own in a three bedroom house means there is too much 'spare' room to fill up.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:04, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you should try half a flat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

disclaimer: i am not asking you to move in with me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)

The answer would be no anyway. I have a luxurious house on the coast with sea views to the south and rolling hills to the north, which costs me next to nothing to live in.
So I would never have the need to live in a pokey half flat in an average London area.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Lies. You live in a run down port town next to an oil refinery.
I can see no problem with the rest of your post, however. I bet she lives in the original servant's wing, too.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Well, okay maybe I *was* stretching the truth a little.
But at least my HOUSE, you know with STAIRS and GARDENS (Plural), is a complete building not a '1 of 8' bedsit fashioned out one reasonable 'studio' apartment. That my dad bought for me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

yes
you nailed me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Okay, who had frog?
*checks bayta swipestakes*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

HA! Click.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you mean your tumbledown house that needs pointing and painting and is sandwiched between a primark and a lidl
and you mean my mansion block in kensington.

other than that, carry on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I have more rooms than you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

rooms chromosomes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Nah, definitely rooms.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

go stuff your gob with your secret cereal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I might have it for dinner as it goes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

you should have something healthy for dinner
i made a fucking fantastic bean chilli last night. you should make that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

NO MEAT? Fuck off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

no he doesn't
he was coming in his own pants about his vegetarian days last week
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)

NEVER AGAIN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

have you still got your technics?
I have hundreds of records. Most of the essential breaks records from 2000 to 2010 or so.

What mixer do you like using the most?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

tonic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Probably Ginger Beer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

No I 'lent' them to a 'mate', who I suspect 'sold' them :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I refuse to get rid of mine.
But I don't even have a mixer anymore.

I did recently cane some of them on my hifi though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I have fuck all to even play 'em on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

technics but no mixer?
Interesting setup.

I like Pioneer mixers. I get intimidated by Allen and Heath.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I had one of those Citronic Battlemixers for ages, really basic but had a short cross fader which I really liked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

you do know that most decent mixers have curve selectors for the crossfader?
My first decks were citronic. They were atrocious. I bought my 1210s for 180 notes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I had KAM belt drives first.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

fucking hell
Belt drives are pointless for mixing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

To be honest, they weren't the worst I have used. I bought them for about £75 when I was 14/15.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I nearly traded my SLs for Vestax once.
Way better decks than Technics, but no fucker uses them outside of turntablist land.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)