Alright mateypops,
We're mocking the odd looking nerds on University Challenge. Just thinking about grub too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:21, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I may have a hair of the dog in a moment. I haven't had a hangover as bad as this for several years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Sounds horrific.
Did Boyce make it to work today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

I assume so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

You cooked for Monty didn't you? How'd that go?
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(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Alright I think. Don't think I poisoned him. It was an excellent afternoon/ evening, which was completed by Live and Let Die and large Cuban cigars.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Live and Let Die
Sounds like the last 24 hours for you.

All the fun, all the pain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Fucking cigar has ruined me. As well as stinking my house out. Don't normally smoke indoors.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

hahaha
Hope the ex has no reason to pop round.

Get a magic tree, that'll sort it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I don't let her in the house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

UC always makes me think of the episode of the Young Ones where scumbag college played the poshos.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

That's about the only episode that still stands up these days.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Yep. Alright son?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Aye. Basking in the glorious glow
of receiving a cheque for £117.95 towards the dog's treatment. That's £117.95 out of a total cost to us of just under 500 quid.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)

What's up with it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)

It's dead, that's what's up with it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

To summarise:
Nasty lump in mouth turned out to be a tumour that was removed. Within 10 days tumour grows back, dog has another 3 weeks or so of being spoiled before decision is taken to put her to sleep. Insurance claim goes in; turns out there's £115 excess on the policy and they don't cover for home visits or euthanasia, despite the policy being called 'Covered for Life'.

TL;DR read the fucking small print in future and don't bother with insurance, but instead put a sum of money away each month to avoid massive excess payments.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Sorry man.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Yeah I sAw Tourette's FB post about it. Shit innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Not entirely unexpected tbh.
Insurance companies: paying out for as little as possible since (insert date here.) Still, some helpful advice coming through on the thread so who knows?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:03, Reply)

or you should have read your policy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

The policy document is remarkably lacking in information.
And has been constantly marketed as 'all singing and dancing'. The fact it's called covered for life is a misnomer as well; it only covers for death through illness up until 8 years of age.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Berk's idea was a good one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)