see almost every seaside town in britain, ever
bournemouth was the same. beautiful beach, the town centre is so so so depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

We took my in-laws to Bournemouth for their 50th wedding anniversary a few years ago and the beach was filthy.
I quite like that you can walk from the beach to the town centre through a park though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

we stayed at a chocolate themed hotel
all the rooms were named after chocolate, and there was unlimited free chocolate in your variety in your room (as i was there with a friend, we had the "white chocolate" twin room) and the reception had a free chocolate fountain etc. i think we would have really liked bournemouth if it hadn't pissed it down the entire 4 days, so there was NOTHING to do except go to space nk and spend £50 on a candle for the 4th day in a row.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Balls, I've got skullfuckingly drunk on many occasions in several locations in Bournemouth.
There's plenty to do. Well, if you include "getting drunk"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

night time and drinking, aye
but during the day?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

drinking.
obvs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Glorious innit?
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

i wouldn't know
I'VE NEVER BEEN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

LOOSER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO LIVES THERE
EXCEPT YOU. ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE ME? EH?

thought not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

We don't even let blacks in, let alone rangas. Sorry.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

what about duracell batteries?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Only 'Eveready' for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

and i thought you were a nullo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2111467
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hayling makes Southsea look like Abu fucking Dhabi

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)