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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It happened to my mate.
When he opened his eyes his mum had left him a cup of tea.

And rolled him a joint. She would have given him a hand job but you know.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
.. but he was behind on the rent?

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
He was a bit pissed and was fisting his own arse.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Then he scarpe-red?

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
A dooby style drugs spliff joint?

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I heard she rolled him a leg of lamb.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I heard she rolled him all the way home

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Yeah. The very same.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
She was too busy wanking you off?

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
YM makes an excellent cup of tea. Her joint rolling skills could do with a bit more practice.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
One handed though, eh

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

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