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if you were going to commit suicideWould you gas yourself, hang yourself, throw yourself in front of a train or jump off a motorway flyover?
Perhaps something a tad more creative?
Alt: salted peanuts.
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I'd probably read all of your posts until my brain couldn't take it and just shut down.(
wanderlust, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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Probably the old "cheesewire noose, superglue hands to side of head" trickalways leave 'em laughing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:23,
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I think I chose that last time this subject came up, it's a classic and quite brilliant method.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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I'm thinking of necking a load of ecstasy and LSD and then climbing in to the lion enclosure at a zoo.(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I like this.Certainly better than vodka and sleeping pills.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:26,
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I'd hang myself, but make it look like a freak wanking accident like that bloke from INXS and that politician fella.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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I shall develop smack addiction in my dotage, and then go on a cruise.Sit up on the railings at the back one evening, fill myself up and fall backwards overboard as I pass out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:26,
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Well, yes.That's rather the point.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:28,
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I'm not going to commit suicideSoz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:29,
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Well, as you know, I take the internet very seriously indeed.Harsh words on a messageboard could force me to re-evaluate my position.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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Sorry manThat was too harsh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:37,
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Your apology came just in timeI was about to end it all there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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I'd do a Battle of the STIs. Contract every one going and declare the winner the one that finishes me off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:30,
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id smash bonos brains in with my guitar whilst on stage with our bandbefore anally inserting the pointy end and doing that russian dance thing till it pops out the top of me ead, to be sure to be sure
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:30,
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Wait, are you the guitarist in his band?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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it was the response i were looking forbut that feckless cunt dozer dint come through for me
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:07,
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Egg sandwich overdoseI've had a most tedious lunch and I'm fucking starving. This is not good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:31,
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i'd have sex with youthe shame would finish me off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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imagine thatsomeone who drunkenly stooped to those depths....... would still rather die than go near you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:37,
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Her "Clit Hitter" was worn down to a nub(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:37,
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Ican't see myself ever buying the farm intentionally.Talking of flouncers/flouncees last thread whatever happened to Spakkaman? I liked his bash shirts very hip and groovy.
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He committed suicide.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:35,
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Thank you for your tea recommendation yesterdayMy hangover fucked off sharpish
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:35,
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He was doing a year off to travel round the worldI assume he was arrested and put to death for something in Asia.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:15,
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Get David Cameron's autographcarefully transfer fingerprints from pen to knife, fall on knife. (later, not while he's still there signing autographs, that would be silly).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:40,
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yeah righthe'd nick yer pen and call you a scrounger for asking for it back
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:45,
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you'll just get him an early peeragefor services to society
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:45,
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I'd have a go on YM. And die an agonising death from contracting every STD known to man. And a few that aren't.
Dirty guntbuster bitch.
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I'm having one of them Vietnamese meat roll things again today. I would eat them until I burst.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:43,
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To be honest the Vietnamese special is always a bit shady. Someone gets them from 'somewhere'. That's as much as I know.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:47,
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Tastes nice, I don't need to know anymore. Probably from some bit of London I don't go to. Which is most of it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:52,
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Chicken is vegetable, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:47,
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I had a veggie Friday and Sunday but I'm not even gay! Weird innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:51,
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no, that's effectively worse than Gayit's like WTN, only ... worse.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:54,
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I dunno what WTN means. I'm taking it as a good thing, and thank you for the compliment.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:54,
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You deserve a Jordan Knight-hood for that one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:02,
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Worse than Nakers.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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I'm having a veggie Tuesday so far just cos I've not et yetBUT WILL THERE BE MEAT LATER?
Tune in to find out
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:01,
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I had a soup with narna's in it.Imagine that!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:51,
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Banh Mi?That's not a request, if B3th is around.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:17,
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well, I wouldn't forget to delete my account firstthat sort of shit would never do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:50,
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Proper scratchings are nom.Even though I understand that they're primarily ear tips and vaginal lips.
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ear tips and vaginal lipsSounds like a Stereophonics album
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:54,
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Nah, I'd listen to ear tips and vaginal lips(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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IRELAND DOESN'T DO PORK SCRATCHINGSBattered get me out of this hell hole
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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Had to resort to making me own the other weekGot some tasty deep fried pig tits
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:01,
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I always thought this place was a land of chip shops and pubsYeah ok there's pubs, but they've all got coors light and bud in, and NO PUB SNACKS. And barely any chip shops.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:02,
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I've been here three years and I'm still not over the shock (
Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:11,
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Noooo I can't live there again, the eyes, THE TERRIBLE EYES!(
Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:26,
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Calm down Theo, it's just a bag of potatoes(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:30,
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I'd jump off a roof and try and aim at someone I really hatealt: salt and vinegar peanuts
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:57,
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I think a longbow would be more your style(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:33,
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+ Ninja RAP!www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:41,
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he'll probably get there in the endbless him, he's as weak as a kitten these days from lack of meat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:48,
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I LOVED IT! I'M GOING TO CLICK IT TOO BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT FOR SHEER EFFORT AND DETERMINATION(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:56,
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crossbow bolt made out of icefired into the eye. perfect crime or sutin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:33,
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oh well played.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:34,
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You know that urban myth about the guy what closes his eyes for a wank and when he's finished there's a cup of tea on the side?Approximately 5 different people have told me that that "happened to their mate". My point is this...are there a select few people (me included) who realise that this never happened?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:36,
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It's in a (I think) Chris Brookmyre bookof course it never happened.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:37,
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the ice crossbow thingnot the cup of tea/wanking thing. Although that might be, too, for all I know.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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I now regret listening to Vanilla IceThat made me feel a bit sick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:43,
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Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:44,
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Almost too nice to hang your coat on(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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Vanilla Ice does Grand Designs.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:50,
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You've got your head in the McClouds(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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p.s.I'm saying you bum Kevin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:52,
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It happened to my mate. When he opened his eyes his mum had left him a cup of tea.
And rolled him a joint. She would have given him a hand job but you know.
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.. but he was behind on the rent?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:40,
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I heard she rolled him a leg of lamb.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:41,
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She was too busy wanking you off?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:43,
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YM makes an excellent cup of tea. Her joint rolling skills could do with a bit more practice. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:43,
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Errr WRONG coz it well happened to a mate of a mate of a mates dog sitting cousins uncle
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That's nice, Stunned has sent you his holiday snaps.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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I don't think he's a real clown.He doesn't look happy or anything :(
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:53,
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Many of them aren't, you knowThey laugh to hide the tears :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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His vital statistics are really depressing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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Blimey!Afternoon Ms Swizz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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*doffs hat*What brings you to these climes?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:50,
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Please stayThere are only a few of us left
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:58,
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You came on too strong, man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:01,
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