Evening.
Just read a hundred and odd posts on this thread. WT galloping F is up with you lot tonight?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:17, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I believe the newly traditional reply is
get fucked

it might be a blessing, I don't know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Turn your back and they all start,
"You smell". "No you smell" mental ages lower than their iQs by the look of this thread's content.
What we gonna do with them?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

You don't spend enough time on here to keep things in order. It's all on you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Exactly my point but I don't have enough time.
Are you saying I should arrange child care?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Or kill them?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

i think they're all here to keep them off the streets
I'm just here as it's also a ghetto for munters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Out on them streets is danger cavy. I'm better off swearing and that in here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

i went to the shop
there was people and things. Stay in, stay safe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Did you get anything good? I'm talking milkybar buttons, Tangfastics, crunchy nut cornflakes........

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

tangfastics are well homo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

They're one of the only sweets I like apart from jelly babies.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

toxic waste sweets are excellent
especially if you need your face inside out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

What are they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

very sour sweets

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Like sour bombs?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

probably

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

houmous
lettuce, bread, peppers

so...no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Are you dying? Are you trying to eat healthily to cure the disease? It won't work you know. Crack open the Pringles!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

i'm not the diseased one here
I just eat like that these days. I even bought quorn...and I like it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Such a shame.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Alright edj you old cunt.
I'm getting my post count up as I may retire early tonight.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

What ho doc.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:23, Reply)

How have you been? And WHERE have you been? Look what you've made me do!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Very well ta
Work for a few hours.
New van delivered today, always a mini thrill.
Court case tomorrow so slightly nervous.
Horizontal now with some shit on tv that the Doris is watching.

You been up to much?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Work. Drink. Sleep and a few secret things in between. I'm a dangerously exciting man.
I also upset someone by saying their kid had 'a fucking ugly face', which was an over reaction as it's true.
New van eh? What do you do, if I may be so bold as to ask, that requires vanning? And a court case? It's all going on with you, you should definitely post more!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I think the main reason it's hard to keep this board interesting is we all
Have to keep back real stuff, in some cases all of it. There's only a limited number of times a comment like 'fuck off" can be lollable.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I understand. I'm not completely truthful about anything on here really.
Obviously you're a big fan of 'get fucked' though, right?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I love a good 'get fucked' I do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

I accidentally clicked that.
I do agree, but it wasn't profound enough for a 'like'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)

'Get fucked' is at once both gnomic and all-encompassing, passing itself off as idle throwaway banter while it sneakily parades these monochrome halls under the sweary guise of a rude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Ponce. Get fucked.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

yer wotever
You liked that

Also,

youtu.be/GLGDJhGyRPA

oh yer and dis innit youtu.be/TpdkqLseeIA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Listened to that album twice today. That track is one of the better ones. All good though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

second link is a live Boiler Room set innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

under Scottish law there is no requirement for consideration in each side of a contract.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

also find that fabric mix he did, it's well gud m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I made a note.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

And answering your question.
House renovation. Vans are for carrying tools and staff.
Court case is a witness job so no real stress.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Coolio. Hope all goes well with the witnessing, make sure you get them sent down. Or not. You know what I mean.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Alcatraz if it was still open.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Plummy.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

awright eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)