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i just et me lunch innit
I had pulled spam chorizo on artisan Sunblest.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Artisan Sunblest is the best form of Sunblest.
I once worked with a music critic who informed me he had a parma and jarlsberg pannini for his lunch. He didn't seem to think it was a ham and cheese sandwich.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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that doesn't sound very vegetarian
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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It's a post-modern take on lunch threads or summat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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so way over everyone else's plebby little heads, is that it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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You got it, 'babygirl'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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I'm the Baudrillard of these monochrome corridors of information.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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my friend went on a date who described himself as prufrock
despite that being an obvious socking great clue that he was a pretentious twat with delusions of grandeur and a dithering little cunt, she still carried on seeing him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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fucking hell
TS Eliot has never got anyone laid, ever.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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nice work googlefinger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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yeah I had no idea what the prufrock reference was until I went to Google, you got me there, Honeybear
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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you had to namedrop
so therefore you had to google
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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this logic is impeccable
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:50,
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I never realised 'artisan' was synonymous with 'spotty youth with painfully predictable tattoos and shit facial piercings'
Until supermarkets started bandying the word around.
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