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it's the maximum age and IQ in his long list of younger models as he gets further down the road towards paedoville
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:45,
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seems a bit high for a life partner.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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yeah but he's not looking for a life partner
just to keep ditching them for younger ones, because he's so hawt and they're all past it by 25, you see
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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Don't be silly, I'm only pretty hawt.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:47,
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believe me darling, i'm only talking about the inside of your head
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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20 is a good age.
Why can't a chap have many life partners as he goes through his life?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:53,
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maybe if you have a low IQ yourself
the chuntering of kids who've just left school is about the right level as you get into your 40's?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:02,
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Don't worry, I'm sure *somebody* will settle for you.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05,
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well yeah
i'll just show them the inheritance balance sheet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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Ah, but you wouldn't settle for that, would you?
Since going for a woman's money is easily as shallow as going for their youth. You don't like shallowness.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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it's just as shallow
but it's a lot more practical. i'd admire that more, in a "choosing which fart stinks less" kind of way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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Yeah, I'm going out with a right dog.
She's a moron, too.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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not long left before she's too old and saggy though
then it's time to RAMP IT UP A NOTCH, start hanging around the 6th form college maybe...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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Yeah man, can't be having with no saggy titties.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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lots of young women have saggy tits, dude
you could be in for a right shock when that wonderbra comes off your next teenage trolley dolly...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05,
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Yeah, I know. I've seen a few pairs in my time.
Never gone out with a saggy pair in my life.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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wait til you've knocked her up and she's squeezed out a puppy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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That's what maintenance payments are for.
Besides, I don't want children. The minute she's off the pill, I'm outta there.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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this is all just pathetic attempts to cover up the fact that she totally has you under the thumb
there'll be revolting baby kroneys screeching around at some point.
urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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Yeah, that sounds good.
I've got the cash to splash on chips and 10 Bensons.
They'll be frothing at the leg.
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