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How's the new job?
I'm making bolognese before getting an early night. Life in the fast lane.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:02,
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Proper bolognese or shit?
I'm expecting a massive delivery of firewood
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:03,
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Proper, excluding chicken livers as the supermarket had run out yesterday
Getting them to supply kindling as well or will you be wielding an axe to make your own?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:07,
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Got plenty of that
Plenty wood in the back garden too but had no time to cut and dry it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:12,
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Make some anyway. It's an opportunity to swing a large sharp object around violently. Watching you do that might keep Mrs Cow on her toes for a while.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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A good point well made
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:56,
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yeah alright, nice team, still getting up and running with systems etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:06,
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Did they plan a proper induction for you? That can make a big difference to how effective you are in the first few months.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:08,
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yeah all sorts, but spread over this week and next so will be a slowish start
gives me an opportunity to do some bits outside of the day-today though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:11,
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What are your first impressions of your boss?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:13,
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Frank Spencer, Prince Charles, Mavis off Coronation Street
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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capable, driven, good fun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:21,
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Are you working for a Renault Clio Sport?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:22,
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Ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:26,
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papa?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:30,
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Nicole?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:31,
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+ terrible at selecting the right candidate for a job eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:26,
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On the plus side, the appraisal system has now been overhauled.
To get the bonus you have a fail the WTN test.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:27,
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yeah...well you'll get 100% bonus you cider wog
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:29,
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Which means I'm better than Nakers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:30,
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Who isn't?
Apart from Dozer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:32,
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:'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:34,
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