Staying classy /OT
alright? I'm eating taramarsalata and then I'm gonna fix a shower screen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:58, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How's the new job?
I'm making bolognese before getting an early night. Life in the fast lane.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Proper bolognese or shit?
I'm expecting a massive delivery of firewood
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Proper, excluding chicken livers as the supermarket had run out yesterday
Getting them to supply kindling as well or will you be wielding an axe to make your own?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Got plenty of that
Plenty wood in the back garden too but had no time to cut and dry it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Make some anyway. It's an opportunity to swing a large sharp object around violently. Watching you do that might keep Mrs Cow on her toes for a while.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

A good point well made

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

yeah alright, nice team, still getting up and running with systems etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Did they plan a proper induction for you? That can make a big difference to how effective you are in the first few months.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

yeah all sorts, but spread over this week and next so will be a slowish start
gives me an opportunity to do some bits outside of the day-today though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

What are your first impressions of your boss?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Frank Spencer, Prince Charles, Mavis off Coronation Street

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

capable, driven, good fun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Are you working for a Renault Clio Sport?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

papa?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Nicole?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

+ terrible at selecting the right candidate for a job eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

On the plus side, the appraisal system has now been overhauled.
To get the bonus you have a fail the WTN test.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

yeah...well you'll get 100% bonus you cider wog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Which means I'm better than Nakers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Who isn't?
Apart from Dozer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

hey babyboo xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

sup?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

wad up steezy
Bitch be playin' me like a mothafuckin' mandolin, you gettin' me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Good evening

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

wait..you don't do OT evenings usually do you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Special bovine guest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Oh christ. you're back. Im going down the pub.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I looked over today's offerings
it's like lord of the fucktard flies in here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)

wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

what's up with Monce? has he got teh bloobloos?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

GON 4EVA :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

We had lunch on Sunday and he was on good form considering everything he has going on at the moment.
From what I can remember anyway, we were both utterly ruined towards the end of the evening.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)

i worry about that boy
I'm not sure he is a capable human being
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

He'll be fine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I don't want to be FINE battered, I want to be HAPPY
WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

yer
He got dumped by a sex worker after he admitted his 3 grand debt. The last straw was his creditor calling in the full debt, so he went down to the woods with a length of rope and nae cunt's seen the boy since.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Word G
I had a hearty broth and am going to do some painting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

wall painting or gay painting?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

crimson fists razorback

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I thought they rather went downhill after their second album

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Both.
I shall be painting walls in the company of naked, oiled men.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

That's just impractical, imagine the finish you'll get where all those loose, flailing cocks have smudged it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Impressionism

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Bellend stippling, it's on ALL the best makeover shows dahling

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)

knobbled

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Kathy Bates breaks some guy's cock with a hammer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I'm now in the pub. On my own. Cor, int life great!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

You are in the pub, so yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I know. I'm having a ball sitting at a massive table all on my own, while other people around me sit crammed around much smaller tables with their 'mates'. MUGS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Oh I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I think they all avoided it due to its overwhelming size (SNEE SNEE) but it suits my overpowering presence.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Start talking loudly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Ha I wish I had the stones!
I might start reading out loud as I type.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Read this out very loud.
"Yer all cunts. Wanna join OT?"
If they beat you up you can show them it was me told you to do it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

overpowering presence CPU tower, 19" screen, keyboard, mouse and wireless router all needed to access b3ta ... I wish my phone wasn't ten years old :'(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Now then now then
This looks a better thread than we've had for a while.
Pleasure to read it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)