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I'm being baked a cake this evening :)))
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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poo cake?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:06,
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coffee cake.
Apparently doris bakes.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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Coffee cake is shit.
See also, fruit cake.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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I lurves the coffee cake.
Diabetes says no.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:09,
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You're a mouth wrong.
You're nearly as bad as swipe. I bet you like Christmas pudding and all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:09,
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You have ginger taste buds as well as hair.
Shit, wrong and unwelcome.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:10,
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As long as she doesn't spoil it by adding walnuts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:11,
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What is the matter with all you online spastics?
It's a wonder any of you made it to adulthood being such fussy little whinging pricks.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:12,
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I'm not being fussy, I'm expressing a preference
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:16,
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A preference for being a fussy bitch.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:16,
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I have no problem with walnuts on their own, but I think they ruin coffee cakes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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Right. It's a fight, then.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:20,
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I like my coffee cake with walnuts.
Thx.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:22,
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Finally some sense.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:23,
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The corrrect response for this
Is to scuttle your missus on the sofa and as you reach the vinegars start singing...
"I KNEW YOU WERE COMING COS YOU BAKED A CAKE"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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I don't really know what this means.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:17,
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what a 1940's pop reference too good for you eh...
edit: 1950's
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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Donkey punch her
and spray man juice in her womb.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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They love that, don't they
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:25,
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But she's already baking me a cake.
What do I need to stick her for?
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:27,
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They expect it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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They can't get enough of it.
They stops me on the street and ask, "Daddy Stunned, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease Donkey Punch me and spray your magnificent man fluid in my dry womb".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:29,
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Those cheeky kids, eh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:30,
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Cheeky, sexy kids.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:31,
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