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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm being baked a cake this evening :)))

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
poo cake?

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)
coffee cake.
Apparently doris bakes.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Coffee cake is shit.
See also, fruit cake.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I lurves the coffee cake.
Diabetes says no.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)
You're a mouth wrong.
You're nearly as bad as swipe. I bet you like Christmas pudding and all.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)
You have ginger taste buds as well as hair.
Shit, wrong and unwelcome.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)
As long as she doesn't spoil it by adding walnuts

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)
What is the matter with all you online spastics?
It's a wonder any of you made it to adulthood being such fussy little whinging pricks.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I'm not being fussy, I'm expressing a preference

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)
A preference for being a fussy bitch.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I have no problem with walnuts on their own, but I think they ruin coffee cakes

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Right. It's a fight, then.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I like my coffee cake with walnuts.
Thx.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Finally some sense.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)
The corrrect response for this
Is to scuttle your missus on the sofa and as you reach the vinegars start singing...

"I KNEW YOU WERE COMING COS YOU BAKED A CAKE"
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I don't really know what this means.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)
what a 1940's pop reference too good for you eh...
edit: 1950's
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Donkey punch her
and spray man juice in her womb.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
They love that, don't they

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
But she's already baking me a cake.
What do I need to stick her for?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
They expect it

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
They can't get enough of it.
They stops me on the street and ask, "Daddy Stunned, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease Donkey Punch me and spray your magnificent man fluid in my dry womb".
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Those cheeky kids, eh

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Cheeky, sexy kids.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

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