i just heard someone say they though the dutch were from germany
cos its dutchland innit
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

that time travel dr who joke on qotw was quite good, i thought

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

i dint see that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)

made me lol
A time-traveller.
What?
Knock knock!
Who's th...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

i like that
although its one where you need the required response like the wormdoo and WITHASPOON ones
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

yer
if your mates are more likely to respond with "shut up cunt", it doesn't work so well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

anything i say is met with hushed reverance
well dar the cunts'd do otherwise
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

As long as they get passed on the left hand side I don't care.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

took me a minute that there bats
now ive got a fucken earworm you cunt
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

This poster, rules the nation.
With version.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Give me music, make me jump and prance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)

jesus christ
the image of you prancing and jumping is enough to make me hurl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

In your dreams chunky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

in my fucking nightmares
argh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Oh Carolina

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

well, if you will hang out with thick cunts, what do you expect.
I got chatting to a girl who was waxing on about Ireland and how badly affected her family were by the troubles and all the horrid things that she had heard about from her mum. She did not know Ireland was over the sea, she thought it was like wales or Scotland and just bordered England
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

i saw that "blue jasmine" film the other week
it's truly excellent, and cate blanchett is superb.

however.

the moral of the story seems to be: it doesn't matter how fucked up or nasty you are - if you are hot and blonde, some man will be dumb enough to go there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Shut up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

blah blah micro blah blah cooking blah blah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

charity work
Champagne socialism
Tasseled loafers
Zammo
Salted peanuts
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Ex Wife, 100k wedding. HTH.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

^ mum beaten to death ^

Edit: Fuck off. She probably deserved it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2130996
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

The one theme running through all your posts seems to be
"I wish I was hotter and blonder so nasty shallow men wouldn't keep dumping me".
( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

watch the film
you'll see what i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Cate Blanchett has a nasty case of catface. Practically at Ellis-Bextor levels.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

i think she's stunning
but i'm not a licker, so what do i know?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

her face has more angles than alan mcmanus has heard of

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)