last time I had one it was delivered so late it was cold
And the delivery driver was a short haired dyke, blasting out cheap and nasty dance music from her car.

I complained about her as well as the pizza.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You are a miserable fucker aren't you?
I collect as it's a couple of minutes away, then I don't have to tip some prick on a moped.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

you're meant to tip them?
shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Otherwise they do the awkward hang around for a few milliseconds longer, and you know what they want, and I cave.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

i have no social skills
so I've never noticed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Autistic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

it's part of my 'eccentric' image

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

My eccentricity extends to an Einstein/Brundlefly wardrobe of many of the same clothes to eliminate choice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)

i own quite a few hats
and an inability to act appropriately in any given situation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)

larper

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

the pizza was late and cold.
So I complained.

I also mentioned the cavalier attitude of the delivery driver and 'her' mobile disco blaring out Swedish House Mafia.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Did she have any disco lights?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

no.
Just shit taste in music, a scrofulous accent and a lesbotic haircut.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

You look like a lesbian

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

you taste like a lesbian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:43, Reply)

This is possibly true
I wouldn't know. But assume most women taste in the same ballpark.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Ballpark lol

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)

sorry, I meant you have the tastes of a lesbian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Lesbotic? Ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

swipe is both lesbotic and despotic
Ruling her kingdom of sweaty, virginal Milton Keynesians with a pleather fist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)