It's a bit breezy here
but you'll be pleased to hear I've survived the Stormpocalypse.

Alt: I do like 'Walk on the wild side', but didn't enjoy having to explain what 'giving head' meant to my mum. How does anyone get to the age of forty without having heard that phrase?

Alt Alt: My dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She was too busy living it to listen to songs about it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure she was entirely familiar with the concept
She just hadn't heard the expression before.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

"ah, you mean sookin boaby?"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Cohen from Chelsea Hotel,
"giving me head on the unmade bed"
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I thought that was about Janis Joplin, not b3th's mum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)