They didn't make threats very often, but when they did they carried them out.
A couple of wallops with Dad's belt was enough to stop me testing boundaries.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did he get his colleagues to deny it ever happened?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

It sounds rough, but he used to hate it, according to my mum.
More often than not it was some openhand slaps and being sent to bed without supper. He'd sneak up a few hours later with a jam sandwich. He was alright, my dad.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)

except that he produced you
which is the biggest crime committed EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

It's definitely a crime against other men. Poor bastards have to compete against me to get the young, hot ones.
As you can see, they mostly have to put up with the wrinklies.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

you forget that i know you
and i know what you look like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

No, I don't.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

OH
time to get those new gigs tested, eh speccy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

*shrug* I do pretty well, ain't had a wrinkly yet.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

God that must be so boring

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

The problem, Tangles, is that they've got nothing to talk about.
If only I could find one who'd bang on and on about how many friends they've got.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

ooooh, oooooooh, red napkins or green napkins at the christmas party?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

^Making assumptions about somebody's intellect based on their looks = shallow

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)

who does that?
you base it on their job and how many braincells it requires.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Unfortunately this is exactly the sort of spitefulness I'd expect from somebody
well on their way towards dying a spinster's death surrounded by knitting and cats.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

unfortunately someone who is only capable of choosing venues for the office party
is all i would expect from someone who chooses her based on her age and looks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

so long as your own criteria are met
don't worry about how they come across to everyone else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I don't. I figure if somebody's judging somebody else based on their own insecurities,
that person's probably not worth bothering myself with.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

which is how i feel about someone who only ever talks about how their girlfriend looks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I rarely mention my girlfriend unless I'm talking about something we've done together.
Sure there are implications based on whatever I've said about not liking older women, but that's only because wrinkles are gross.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

this goes for men too
along with neckbeards and soggy cocks that can't get as hard as they did in your 20's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

surrendeur monkey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)