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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ignore them.
I won't let micro do trick or treat when she's older - it's americanised begging.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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I hate it.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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Its not so bad round here, local police have banned teenagers from doing it so its always just young kids
(calm down bartleby they're always with their parents) so I don't mind giving them a few sweets as they're usually in bed before 7.
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Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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I'd like to see them try that in Manchester
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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Anyone who lives in Manchester deserves everything they get
see also Liverpool.
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Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Have you ever considered putting small pieces of glass in to each sweet before handing them out?
Or maybe coating them in rat poison?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Nah but I do tell them they aren't having any sweets if their costumes are shit
When I get carol singers I stand there and make them sing the whole carol. If they make it all the way through the carol I give them 50p. If they sing a shitty Christmas song like Jingle Bells or We Wish You a Merry Christmas they get the door slammed. I have principles, carol singers should sing carols. Or be called carol, either way, I'm not that fussy.
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Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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Have you ever considered running for Parliament?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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With principles?
I'd be drummed out.
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Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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Last year my wife stopped me from connecting the pressure washer to the kitchen taps to get the cunts through the letterbox.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:47,
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Modern children wouldn't be capable of dragging their huffing fat carcasses up the five flights of stairs to mine
even if they did have a key to the block door.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:49,
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I'm borrowing swipeys face for halloween
should send the little fuckers running
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Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:51,
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Ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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