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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ignore them.
I won't let micro do trick or treat when she's older - it's americanised begging.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
I hate it.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Its not so bad round here, local police have banned teenagers from doing it so its always just young kids
(calm down bartleby they're always with their parents) so I don't mind giving them a few sweets as they're usually in bed before 7.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I'd like to see them try that in Manchester

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Anyone who lives in Manchester deserves everything they get
see also Liverpool.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Have you ever considered putting small pieces of glass in to each sweet before handing them out?
Or maybe coating them in rat poison?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Nah but I do tell them they aren't having any sweets if their costumes are shit
When I get carol singers I stand there and make them sing the whole carol. If they make it all the way through the carol I give them 50p. If they sing a shitty Christmas song like Jingle Bells or We Wish You a Merry Christmas they get the door slammed. I have principles, carol singers should sing carols. Or be called carol, either way, I'm not that fussy.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Have you ever considered running for Parliament?

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
With principles?
I'd be drummed out.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Last year my wife stopped me from connecting the pressure washer to the kitchen taps to get the cunts through the letterbox.

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Modern children wouldn't be capable of dragging their huffing fat carcasses up the five flights of stairs to mine
even if they did have a key to the block door.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'm borrowing swipeys face for halloween
should send the little fuckers running
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

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