Marrning. That Lego QOTW turned out rather amusing. Well done little Battered. When did something turn out ok, when you thought it might be a bit crap? YM obviously.
I' m wearing my new Doc Martens today for the first time. This pleases me, what rocks your life today? Or what pisses on your chips?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:55, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright BP
I'm listening to Rhythm & Stealth for the first time in about ten years. It's aged alright and I reckon I prefer it to Leftism.

I was expecting it to have aged terribly. Much like YM.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:59, Reply)

Good morning Pookie. Good morning everyone. Most things I worry about eventually turn out to be good, and sometimes even 'fun', so I live in a perpetual state of fear and surprise.
I might buy another pair of boots today. That's interesting innit? As far as the 'chip pissing' goes I have a headache because beer.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:04, Reply)

alright Frogular D

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Alright Dozernator

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:11, Reply)

it's time for the dozernator
It's time for the dozernator.
It's time for the dozernator.
It's time for the dozernator.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:13, Reply)

*puts donk on it*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:46, Reply)

a donk?
On Green Velvet?

I'd like to see you try.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

It sets off the curtains.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I promise you mine is worse :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:46, Reply)

i HOPE SO :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I have a client meeting at 10am, but I feel like I can chew on my breath

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:51, Reply)

I'm huddled by the radiator with a hot chocolate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

It's payday today, so that's nice
In other news, I may have an in for a new job at my flatmate's firm, so that's a bit of good news.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Well done.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Well if they employ her, who is a massive fucking spastic, then you might be in with a chance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

We went to a wedding the other day that was held in a Holiday Inn, on a Sunday.
A couple of days before it, we were all asked to bring some music if we'd like some played, "Or we'll just put a couple of our favourites on repeat if you're not that bothered". They appeared to be only a couple of millimeters from telling us to bring our own booze.

However, by 10pm I was downing shots with the groom and his mates, and it all went rather swimmingly.

Which was nice.

It was 13C at 6am this morning, and tomorrow's Friday - that pleases me.

Altalt: YM, obviously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

The own music thing's not a bad idea, better than having to listten to some cunt of a dj.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:38, Reply)

or, you know, give the DJ a playlist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Pay an overpricex gimp to stick shit cds on? Or lisren to what you and your mtes want?
No contest.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

guests are there to enjoy themselves
Not to handle the entertainment.

Jeez, why don't you go and get a voucher for Pizza Express.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Putting a cd on is hardly organising the Olympic Opening ceremony.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Hiring a band is the only correct answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Did you hire Devo to play 'Mongoloid' at yours in celebration of you and your woman's condition?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Good idea.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Well oddly this is what we thought.
Mrs V and I initially thought they were only asking us (people often ask us to do the party tunes for some reason), but as it was they'd asked everyone, which meant that everyone had a vested interest in the music.

Which worked very well.

There's a DJ at one of our local pubs who - sadly on a Monday - will play any 45 you bring along. A similar idea - shame it's a Monday, that's all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:44, Reply)

...'play any 45'...
Do people still have those?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I've got some 78's at home

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I think that's part of the deal. It's a very, erm ... hip ... place.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Vinyl
How very quaint.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Quaint?! It's retro-chic.
Go-od ... I bet you don't even have an iPhone 9 ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Retro-chic? iPhones?
Pah!! I'm so retro I have a Nokia 3310
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

That is pretty retro actually.
I seem to remember someone on QOTFW singing their praises, saying they'd run over theirs, dropped it in a sink full of washing up, and had paint spilled on it or something, and it still worked, and while it doesn't support kitten videos, it's battery lasts a week.

Bloody povvo.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

After the nuclear holocaust the only things left will be cockroaches and Nokia 3310s

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

You have shit, pikey friends

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I know. Which reminds me - ever seen one of their graves?
There are some magnificent ones. VERY expensive - and all boxing gloves, and photographic likeness carved into the headstone, and bright, colourful stone rosaries adorning them.

No expense spared - very tasteful; very classy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

In death as in life
Pure class
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

( Peej, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:39, Reply)

This ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

It's good in here innit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I blame mince

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I blame CQ
He was a leading light of OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Dunno. Soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Family 'do' last night - first one since G/F's mum survived a stroke. Went rather well.
Today is payday, I'm on a week's leave so I might well have lunch at a pub. Since April there have been no chip/urine interface occurrences, so that's nice.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

You did your entire family?
You make me sick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:00, Reply)

And he stroked his girlfriend's mum
The filthy pervert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

That's me done
Bye everybody
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Piss off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

It's halloween,
i have to go out to a stupid pub crawl because my best friends girlfriend is a bum hole.
fucking stupid halloween.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Fancy dress? Please let it be fancy dress.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

yeah.
athough i've got a get out as it was my brothers birthday on Monday and tonight is his only night off, so i'm having dinner with him first. I'll be the cunt in no fancy dress.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I've got that fancy dress party at the weekend.
I shall be with you in spirit, pigso.
( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Fancy dress has to be the biggest cuntbubble...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

i made the effort last weekend for a 30th birthday/halloween do.
one party a year i will do, but people want to drag it out for a whole week.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Is it this thread or that one up there?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Why choose? They're both dead.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Seems I chose both
Bummer
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Ghost threads on All Hallows' Eve
Ironic innit? No.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Dr Martens are great boots, got 2 pairs myself1
(Stibbins, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)