We once managed to get free entry into a nightclub wearing fancy dress
by having three strips of black tape on our arms and normal gear on. When challenged we stuck them on a a Musketeer tache/beard and said we were off duty. They let us in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I would have charged you double.
I walked smack into a lamp post when I was off my tits on E minutes before getting into IKON (remember that club?). They still let me in with blood dripping down my face.

it wasn't Halloween

and I needed stitches :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Ha!
You've reminded me of a tale my mate told me.

New pair of jeans on, gets taxi to Quayside as its pissing down. Gets out of taxi in front of the whole nightclub queue and trips over the chain fence thingies they have down there, straight into a muddy puddle.

Whole queue cheers. He stands up, bows, turns round and...

trips over the same chain into another puddle, tearing his brand new jeans. He went home in the same taxi
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Haha! Oh what a niiiiiight

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

This makes me do a lol every time I remember it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Something approaching £200 for a night out lasting 30 seconds without even one drink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Ohhh. I thought he stayed out and had the same taxi home.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

There are few things worse than being on bumbles in a chav infested, lager soaked hole like Ikon.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I know but I was very chavvy back in the day :(
I did have some fun nights in there but you had to know the right people so you didn't get kicked in.

it was just a glorified youth club really. There were designated areas for where you were from
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)