I'm going for rhymes
"as bitter as battered"
"as many gripes as rachelswipe"
"as much of a todger as amorous badger"
"As close to death as b3th" (sorry)
"as bronzed as gonz" (ie not very)
"As gay as GeordieJay"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:19, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

English and England hates you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

as blond as vagabond

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Vogaband

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

'As dull as Cavy'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

that doesn't rhyme

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

bullshit again from citizen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

so hurtful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

well it rhymes when i use my chavvy kent accent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)

i can't make that rhyme at all
bloody southerners
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

agen zen innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)

As in the anal navy as citizen Cavy

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

is that where people sail ships into cavernous arses?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Yes, could be a docking reference.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)

As bent and spacky as Nakers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)