I properly shat myself last night.
About 10 yards from my front door too.

And one of my housemates caught me, since making a b-line straight for the bathroom and sticking the shower on without running upstairs to get a towel is not the move of a man who hasn't shit themself.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

How on Earth does a man over over three years old get into this situation?
You have been potty trained, I assume?

The original post was about traditions. I certainly hope shitting yourself isn't traditional for you.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I honestly don't know.
Funnily enough I didn't just wilfully fill my trousers. My arse just went.

It wasn't a 'wet copper in bagging area' job either.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I have never had this happen to me.
I've got the sphincter power to snap a branch, me.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Normally, so do I.
It was an altogether strange experience.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)

It was Halloween, I suppose.
Reckon a witch put a bum spell on you?
( Kroney, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Could be.
It's a sorry state when you can't trust your own arse.

I'm farting on eggshells at the moment.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)