Grease represents everything that is wrong with the world

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:39, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright nakkers

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:41, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest, I'm fucked off wee pee
Fucked right off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:42, Reply)

^^^ needy prick ^^^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Ha! I'm ove it now
But DIY can get to fuck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:47, Reply)

I fixed a washing machine, as I am a man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Did your floppy hair keep getting in the way?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Yeah I could hardly aim my spunk in your mums eyes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:53, Reply)

^ limp wristed ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Correct old chum. I think it's those pesky Americans

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:43, Reply)

We long ago established that all musical are 'fucking gash'
And this ones continued popularity despite a weak story line, poor acting and wobbly sets really highlights it as a paragon of its pathetic genre

Edit: turns out paragon isn't really a word *shrug*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Watching a musical will not make me like them. I don't watch them as I already know they are ballsack.
But try telling that to people who think they can convert you, morons innit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:47, Reply)

HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THE WORDS, TUNE AND DANCE MOVES TO AN IMROMPTUE SONG?!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:49, Reply)

It's near constant dancing, for hours, but they never tire? Are they robots?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Cunt robots
Programmed by cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)

They are like programmed 'big trax' but without being cool, fun or having guns.
Essentially moving to pre programmed positions in the most boring manner possible.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

feck orf
grease is fucking excellent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:54, Reply)

^massive mong twat^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)

fucking excellent what Chompy tried to lube my ringpiece with before I sucked his cheesy penis.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)

eeewwwwwwwwww

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:02, Reply)

It will have happened.
How life being unemployed and single? Getting any comfort sex from your ex to help you deal with your massive life failures?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

google "funny"
read it. learn!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Statement of fact. You deviant slut.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:07, Reply)

well yeah
that goes without saying.

the deviant slut bit, I mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

paragon is a word
you just used it in totally the wrong context sweetheart
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I knew it!
I'm a little drunk and confused tbh.

Alright treacle?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:07, Reply)

hello gorgeous
I'm good, been poorly sick all weekend, but bit better today. the bloke is looking after me. how is the bump?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

as a wise man once said,
if the arts were a family, musicals would be the pervy uncle who'd want to sit you on his lap and play horsey
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 19:12, Reply)