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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that cunt, if he's going back to bedSo, it turns out that immigrants are an asset to this country, in many cases more so than native Britons: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24813467
Shall we encourage more immigration and MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN?
Alt: Who shall we send back instead and where should we send them?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:38,
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I bless the rain. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:47,
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I thought you, Batts and Frog were descended from the hominids found on Flores in Indonesia?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:53,
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I THOUGH YOU DESCENDED FROM A GIANT FLYING ANUS THAT SHAT YOU DOWN TO EARTH TO MAKE LAME HEIGHT BASED JOKES.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:55,
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I'm a pretty rubbish poof, truth be told(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:58,
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An anus large enough to contain all 6'1 of me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:58,
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I heard a thing on the radio about that, Apparently if you remove the skilled migrants, such as French doctors and Swiss bankers etc, the eastern European migrants and other smaller countries actually add up to a net loss.
Might be bullocks though, that was on radio 4.
Have you seem pompey is fucked?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:46,
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What's happened to pompey?Is TH ok?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:50,
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closing up the ship yards, so he'll probably get stabbed for his wealth as 1200 working class hit poverty face first
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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I'd ask Nigel FarrageAlt. What a racist comment is that. How dare you. That's an appalling thing to say. You're picking people out for the colour of their skin. You disgust me, get out of my way. Appalling man. Racist. You, sir, are a racist. You take this and you've checked out the colour of people's faces.
Nah only kidding, send everyone not pure Arian should be sent back to Bongo Bongo Land.
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Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:51,
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I'd include a test on whether you can spell Aryan as part of the decision process(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:54,
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It turns out aryan is a Bongolian word, now I don't know what to believe in(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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BUILD CAMPS TO KEEP THEM IN. GAS THEM OR PERFORM VIVISECTION. VIOLATE TREATIES AND PROTOCOLS SET DOWN IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION. LIVE IMMIGRANTS SHALL BE FED THE REMAINS OF THE DEAD.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:54,
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Won't gassing them cost about 9% more now?You need to find a cheaper way to commit genocide.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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I WILL FIX MY PRICE WITH BRITISH GAS FOR 3 YEARS AND COMPARE THE TARIFFS AT THE END OF THE CONTRACT WITH A VIEW TO SWITCHING SUPPLIERS IF NECESSARY(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:59,
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E-ONly went there, didn't E?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:21,
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just stand them all really close together and shoot a bullet down the line,probably get 8 or 9 per bullet
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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You're just trying to shift the attention from you aint ya?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:09,
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Watcha Sportsbilly hows the Omni-sack?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:09,
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Not too bad squireJob still OK?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:12,
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I'm to old for all the miles I'm clocking upGood news is the car they gave me is in for a service today so I'm *working* from home
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:15,
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I'm gonna give up my car allowanceI can't be arsed to work away any more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:17,
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NO CAR CHAT >:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:18,
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Irish travellers back to Ireland. Roma gypsies back to Romania. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:12,
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WTF are pearly kings/queens all about?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:16,
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Something about the hokey cokey.......i dunno(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:18,
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Yes...they have no bananas(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:19,
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What about Oompa-Loompas?Do they all get to go back to your flat?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:16,
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Wow just realised you're lucky you get to go back to BRISTOLS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:23,
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He can audition for Star Wars too!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:26,
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I thought of Bra-wars to that and am now laughing manically (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:28,
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Totes decided not to go back to bed.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:32,
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STRESS!www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24756311
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:33,
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20/32 is that a good or a bad thing?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:36,
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WELL YOUN ARE :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:36,
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Appear to be heading straight for heart attack hillOh well
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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The body is in great shape it's the mind that is worrying(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:40,
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not that I care(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:36,
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My mate has emigrated to the bush in Oz. He told me"Basically they're all small-minded racists over here - they just wish the Abos would fack orf back home."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:42,
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MATES WITH RICK FATHELME^^^^(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:43,
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Que?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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Morning rollcallWho is actually here today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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hello mr Cow, sorry i'm late, i was having sex with myself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:08,
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Thats OKTime with your one true love is acceptable
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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On a serious level anyone that wants to work in this country and be a productive member of our societyI'm all for it, I'll gladly have a few more "Windrush" boats if that means I get to a Chicken Dumpling the Size of a Muskmelon covered in spicy Gravy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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For £2 each I may get two(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:49,
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ima get me some Amstel this lunchtime(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:50,
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I had 11 hours sleep after my lunchtime Amstel consumption yesterday. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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Working on the house until 11 last night and the night before = 7 hours death sleepMore than enough for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:02,
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What you working on now?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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Bits and pieces, mainly related to a potential retail acquisition. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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Chain or independant?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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Had new table and chairs turn up last night to buildAlso painting the actual stairs ready for new carpet on Saturday.
Need to gloss them tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:05,
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I would Gloss the Saturdays IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:06,
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you'd carefully sand them down, prime and undercoat them, then apply several thin top coats to leave a perfectly smooth finish?
Or you'd you'd fire your custard cannon over their naked bodies until you were spaffing dust?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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textbook.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:30,
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I'm almost sure that there might be room for an orbital sander in there somewhere(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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True, but the Floorboards have had a slightly less successful pop career so far.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:32,
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WHO'S HOUSE?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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It taken a whole 4 minutes for the right answer*shakes head*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:31,
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My Polish neighbour introduced me to Okomic beer last nightStrong but quite nice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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Something like thatBonfire night BBQ last night them Polish know how to drink, how on earth my wife made it to work this morning with the amount of vodka she and his wife knocked back I'll never know
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:56,
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That was the weakest draft beer they sold in the hotel when I was working in Poznan. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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7% Fucking hell I'm surprised you and that Merc they loaned you ever made it back in one piece
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:02,
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typical sportersDrinking that foreign rubbish... why cant you drink a good British beer like Old Scrotes Ball Number
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what if they were born here but don't want to work?what shall we do with them?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:05,
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part-exchange for an immigrant.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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i like that this works both as a joke about eating people, and the lazy work shy dockers of the south coast out of work for building crap boats.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:09,
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Thats a very good question that deserves it's own threadNow be a good Wee-pee and start one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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I bet my mate Nigel Farage would have something to say about this.(
wanderlust, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:09,
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Lusty *nods* long time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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Yeah not bad TaHows you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:11,
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Yeah alright, working loads. That's about as exciting as it's been for me of late.Yourself?
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wanderlust, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:12,
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Bully Monty to come back pleaseAnd YOU *points* post more often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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^^ NEEDY FUCKER ^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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I can no longer bully Monty.But I don't think he'll be back for a while, but I could try for you. Only as it's you though.
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wanderlust, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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Still looking to to get myself a permafix jobwiseI'm not sure how much longer I can deal with the 16 hour days
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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That sounds disgusting.I average at 12 hours a day and thought that was bad enough.
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wanderlust, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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Lots of driving then an average of 3 hours emailing when I get home(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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I tend to work on 24 hr daysWhere can I get these shorter ones from?
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Neptune has a 15 hour day. Why not go there?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:22,
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*nods*Hello missy, are you keeping t'other half in check?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:16,
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GET YOURSELF ON THE ROLLERCOASTER RIDE THAT IS THE NEW THREAD $5 LOVE YOU LONG TIME
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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