have you bought any other books lately?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's almost like she's trying to be a parody of herself.
Swipe, that is, not Bridget Jones.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)

no, i have a big basket on amazon that i am going to buy after my birthday, when i have a few days off

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:35, Reply)

asket on amazon that i am going to buy after my birthday, when i have a few days off um
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)

pfffft, i wish
I have a stupid bony boy's bum (the bloke likes to do the "flip you over and call you a 10 year old boy" hilarity).

can't you invent a medical procedure to transplant the unwanted fat from my boobs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:37, Reply)

wait, so the new bloke's a gay paedo?
textbook.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:39, Reply)

hey, those are his best points

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I though all paedos were gay? I mean all gays are paedos aren't they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Hmmm.
A quandry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

well, you'd know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I only know I'm straight because I don't fancy kids.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

i think you're two steps away from microwaving a watermelon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

You'd consider it too if you could see the fucking mess I've been getting it on with.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

frenetic masturbation as you try to coax your lowly cock back to life post SSRIs doesn't count
even if you are a fucking mess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I am beautiful inside and out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

and
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

fetch the bicycle pump

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

This one will clearly end well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

tenner says all your wife's friends think the same...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)