Its all about the little victories in life for me
....as I can't think of any tales of sheer genius

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I'd quite like some kind of barn conversion with a load of trees round and maybe a pond/lake.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can I live in your pond?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Yes
Yes you can
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I'm looking at places just outside Edinburgh for when minibadger is able to walk, to get a big garden
It's fucking astonishing what 300k can buy you within 15 miles of the centre of Edinburgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I love living where I do
or I will once I've finished all the fucking work. The beach is literally 2 mins away, there are good local shops 200 yards away and 2 good boozers. 15 mins walk will get me to a Metro and Whitley Bay town centre and its really quiet and peaceful
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:27, Reply)

It's pretty astonishing what that sort of money will buy you
anywhere north of Enfield. You could get a really nice house around Cambridge for that money.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)

yeah. absolutely.
Still, London eh? best place INNA WORLD, INNIT?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I like living in London.
A few years on that property ladder and I can jump in four rungs further up anywhere else in the country. Handy!
( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Unless, of course, at some point in the next few years
the economy sees through the teetering emperor's new clothes car crash that is the London property market, of course.

Admittedly, that's fucking unlikely, since, y'know, pricks. But still.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:39, Reply)

it's not just pricks
it's international money innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)

A converted church would be mint :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Pretty sure you'd catch fire if you ever set foot in one.
Which seems a little unfair since the chap upstairs seems fine with his Earthly representatives getting noshes off choirboys. The minute it's two consenting adults, though, FIRE! BRIMSTONE!
( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:26, Reply)

My ex was Jewish
I survived a Synagogue.

Churches have a way more British way of going about.
Hushed whispers from where the pews and pulpits used to be.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)