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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mate and I, drunk, got to the tube station. Halfway down, he sat on the escalator handrail, slid down, and landed perfectly. Player!So I did the same. At the bottom was a woman just walking past. I knocked her - quite literally - flying - she flew a couple of metres, crashing to the floor.
I fucking shat myself.
She got up, and LAMMED me across the face.
I stuttered my apology - at once ashamed, frightened I'd done her real damage, and overjoyed that I clearly hadn't, and she LAMMED me again, backhand.
My mate tried to stick up for me and got exactly the same.
Humourless bitch - explaining to Mrs V that I'd got a black eye from a woman slapping me 'round the face was fun, too.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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Double slap deserves a hoof in the cunt, and no mistake(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:45,
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