hey! Bridget! Fuck off back to the hockey pitch and take that floppy haired Tarquin cunt with you, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i fucking hated hockey at school
that ball is too hard to be whacked at you with full force with a stick. netball ftw. nobody ever needed their jaw gluing back together after playing wing attack.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

haha! netball!
Like that's even a thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

basketball for girls innit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

every year at my school, the rugby teams played the netball teams at netball on the last day of school
the boys had to wear netball skirts (one particularly broad hooker had to wear two, safetypinned together). they mocked, oh how they mocked.

and every year, they got THRASHED.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)

so what?
No-one cares, you hippo-hipped hooray Henrietta harpy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:59, Reply)

nobody made you read it
go back to reading up on tips for how to get nuggets of your own shit out of a hamster's fur
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)