4983 texts left this month
Does that count?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:42, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't believe you've already texted your ex 17 times this month

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:44, Reply)

TTJ
Evening BS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:51, Reply)

Alright harters
You properly re-employed yet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Yes and yet no
I'm still looking for the right one to come along, what I'm doing at the moment is a huge step back both monetary and career wise, still at least I'm paying the bills
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Soz to hear that I had a thought you'd got back on track, still these things take time I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I'm a glass half full type of guy
things could be a lot worse, talking of which how's the new job panning out for you? Any regrets? Any massive perks?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:17, Reply)

Perks are pay and location
Regrets...none.

I always make the best of things, you get out what you put in etc etc blah blah
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:20, Reply)

My mum said you put very little in and..........wait......damn.....FORGET IT OK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:21, Reply)

Aww man! Only 3828

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)

£8 credit!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:45, Reply)

^ renter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Povvo^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Gay as you go

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)

there is nothing wrong with being scared of commitment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Fuck that contract shit, cunts want to speak to me when I m out, cunts can phone ME.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)

Yeah, but nobody actually likes you enough to phone you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:19, Reply)

And that's why I save a fucking fortune.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:21, Reply)

Evening AB what you doing haunting the darker corners of /ot at this time of night?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:22, Reply)

I am fucking working tomorrow. Hence no booze.
Next seven days I'll be working 5 12 hour shifts and trying to complete TWO pieces of college wrk for this fucking course they've got me on.

I may very well plead Having A Hard Time Of It Lately to try and get an extension on the college work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:43, Reply)

Who knew that being a fluffer at the sperm clinic would be that intensive?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:49, Reply)

^ fat wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)