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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Sunday. It's sunny, so what are you shutins doing today?
I intend to do some DIY shopping, cook a roast and drink myself into oblivion by 10 PM.
Alt:Roast beef - rare or well done?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 11:14, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Just been out for a walk mate nice weather here.
Fuck off massive stew coming up then local pub. Makes a change being out the city.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Ym, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
bit hungover
Got my shit together enough to get to the cafe where I am awaiting the arrival of my mega breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)
What do you get on a mega breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)
1ghz bacon

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:10, Reply)
It's all go here today!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Alright Frogface.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Alright pal. Good weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Yeah over Lake District :) change of scene

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Great stuff. Hope you enjoyed yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Are you a jet? Hot air balloon? Cloud?
How does one be "over Lake District"?
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evening chumps

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:46, Reply)
YO chumpess

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:49, Reply)
so how is life not shit today?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Life is not shit because
I am watching football and the Doris is making steak burritos. And earlier I bought 20 cans of Stella for fifteen quid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)
alright there jeff
sounds like you're in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Better than heaven.
I'm in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Life is alright at the moment. I hesitate to say good, but it's getting there.
How's your weekend been?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:09, Reply)
i drank a lot with my writing friends
and today i did some writing, coffee drinking and mopeing about

i don't want to go to work tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:10, Reply)
I'm looking forward to work tomorrow!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I'm looking forward to no work tomorrow
Having started at 06.00 this morning, with 2 hours left to do.
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I'm looking forward to a half day Tuesday, a day off Wednesday , a work night out Thursday so no real work expected due to sore heads all round Friday.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20, Reply)
At the moment I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday too
Fucking November blues, innit.
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Go on strike.
It's your right as a teaching professional.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I'd say it's a fairly regular perk
"Are you fairly interested in education, but more interested in waving placards? Teaching is the job for you."
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Yeah and they get fifteen weeks holiday too or some other teaching cliché.
Bloody work shy feckers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:17, Reply)
fuck the lot of you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Bit rude.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20, Reply)
I'd not thought of that as a benefit of teaching but it does seem to be a regular occurence

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Too late, Swipe's already cornered that market.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:45, Reply)
One thing I never got right, in school, I saw some people beat the shit out of other people.
How comes the worst they got was expelled ? If they were in the public that would be like GBH or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Because bullying is well lol.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I like it when they end up topping themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Yeah, good innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Poor Monty.
alwaiz in are harts.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:56, Reply)
RIP :'('''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Not here often enough - has Monty gone?
Was he beheaded by a Samurai Sword wielding posse?
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The cunt who bullied me at school ended up going head first through a gravel crusher
Whether this was suicide, misadventure, sheer stupidity or cosmic justice was never established at the inquest.
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Not exactly surprised you were bullied.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Only the one
And as above, he wasn't entirely normal.
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Did you go and audition for the Star Wars thing in Bristol yesterday?
I can picture you there :

Ooh arr my lover. Use the pitchfork Luke.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Luke, me babber, I is yer old man.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I'd be taking yer into Cyberspace
But I don't think me Massey-Ferguson'd do it.
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Rare of course. Unless it's slow roasted brisket.
I am worn out. Had micro all weekend, who woke me up at 2.30am, then 4.10am, before getting up at 5.

Good fun weekend though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:55, Reply)

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