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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Sunday. It's sunny, so what are you shutins doing today?I intend to do some DIY shopping, cook a roast and drink myself into oblivion by 10 PM.
Alt:Roast beef - rare or well done?
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Just been out for a walk mate nice weather here.Fuck off massive stew coming up then local pub. Makes a change being out the city.
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bit hungoverGot my shit together enough to get to the cafe where I am awaiting the arrival of my mega breakfast.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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What do you get on a mega breakfast? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 16:10,
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Are you a jet? Hot air balloon? Cloud?How does one be "over Lake District"?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:39,
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so how is life not shit today?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:53,
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Life is not shit becauseI am watching football and the Doris is making steak burritos. And earlier I bought 20 cans of Stella for fifteen quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 17:58,
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alright there jeffsounds like you're in heaven
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:00,
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Better than heaven. I'm in Bristol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:07,
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Life is alright at the moment. I hesitate to say good, but it's getting there.How's your weekend been?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:09,
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i drank a lot with my writing friendsand today i did some writing, coffee drinking and mopeing about
i don't want to go to work tomorrow :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:10,
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I'm looking forward to no work tomorrowHaving started at 06.00 this morning, with 2 hours left to do.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:18,
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I'm looking forward to a half day Tuesday, a day off Wednesday , a work night out Thursday so no real work expected due to sore heads all round Friday.\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20,
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At the moment I'm off Tuesday and Wednesday too Fucking November blues, innit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:25,
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Go on strike.It's your right as a teaching professional.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:13,
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I'd say it's a fairly regular perk"Are you fairly interested in education, but more interested in waving placards? Teaching is the job for you."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:16,
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Yeah and they get fifteen weeks holiday too or some other teaching cliché. Bloody work shy feckers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:17,
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fuck the lot of you(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:20,
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I'd not thought of that as a benefit of teaching but it does seem to be a regular occurence (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:22,
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Too late, Swipe's already cornered that market.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:45,
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One thing I never got right, in school, I saw some people beat the shit out of other people.How comes the worst they got was expelled ? If they were in the public that would be like GBH or something like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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I like it when they end up topping themselves.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:52,
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Poor Monty.alwaiz in are harts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:56,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:07,
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Not here often enough - has Monty gone?Was he beheaded by a Samurai Sword wielding posse?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:10,
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The cunt who bullied me at school ended up going head first through a gravel crusherWhether this was suicide, misadventure, sheer stupidity or cosmic justice was never established at the inquest.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:06,
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Not exactly surprised you were bullied. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:14,
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Only the oneAnd as above, he wasn't entirely normal.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:16,
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Did you go and audition for the Star Wars thing in Bristol yesterday?I can picture you there :
Ooh arr my lover. Use the pitchfork Luke.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:57,
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Luke, me babber, I is yer old man.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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I'd be taking yer into CyberspaceBut I don't think me Massey-Ferguson'd do it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 19:14,
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Rare of course. Unless it's slow roasted brisket. I am worn out. Had micro all weekend, who woke me up at 2.30am, then 4.10am, before getting up at 5.
Good fun weekend though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 18:55,
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