Yeah good luck in your new job.
As a noob, you may be asked to fetch a glass hammer, or ask stores for a long stand. Take it in good humour, and smack the cunt in the mouth.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 9:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Guy at work once got me with asking for a 'hammerfor'
I'd never heard of one, and after about 10 minutes, asked the obvious question, and was mocked like the twat I clearly was.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

When I worked on building sites (while at Uni)
I once saw a bloke fall off the scaffold, they rest of the lads tried to catch me out at this point and asked me to get an "Air Ambulance" like that's a real thing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)