My brother knows Karl Marx, he met him eating mushrooms in the people's park
He said 'what do you think about my manifesto?'

I like your manifesto, put it to the testo, took a trip down to meet the anarchist party, I met a groovy guy he was arty farty

I said 'I know a little Latin man a cus man a kai'

I said 'I don't know what it means', he said 'neither do I'.

Eat natural foods, baked twice daily, fill your nostrils up with gravy, don't drink tea and don't drink coffee, cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Please shut up, you insufferable swine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:16, Reply)

no no no
It's 'dancing at the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute, where's me jumper?'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I think your brother is going to be angry about this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I can't remember where I left it :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I like to do my own thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I don't know about anybody else
but I always find it really impressive when people can quote lyrics from tracks I don't recognise and probably wouldn't like if I did.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:35, Reply)

It's up there with the ability to recite comedy sketches.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Unsolicited, to boot.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!LOLOL!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:43, Reply)

NI! NI! HAHAHA YOU HEAR THAT I SAID "NI" THAT MAKES ME FUNNY!!!

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Kroney doesn't expect the sultans of ping fc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Maybe you could send Dozer a list of your itunes library so in future you don't feel so ostracized?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

cast, oasis, spacehog, ocean colour scene, chris rea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

space, reef, dodgy, weezer, offspring, bruce hornsby and the range

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

the verve, embrace, money mark, faithless

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

richard ashcroft, david gray, starsailor, sash

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

3 out of 4

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Same here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

2 out of 4

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)

2 out of 5

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I'm guessing space and dodgy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

The female of the placed hands of Buddy Holly's self esteem is just the way it is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*jive bunnys*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

you know the tidy boys are jive bunny, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

OK "Windsor Davies"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

nice DJ Shadow style sample collage there, my pakistani friend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I was rather proud of that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's good, but can you Singh it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I have music by all of those in my collection. I have extremely eclectic taste.
It'll come as no surprise that I find your taste in music equally as dreadful as you no doubt find mine. However, you are the one out of the two of us that keeps inflicting it on other people.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)