70% of your body heat dissappears through your head, so wear a hat.
I think this is bollocks, what urban myths / old wives' tales do you know to be or think are bollocks?
Alt, what is a saying or phrase you think overused?"Back in the day", is one I use myself, I have no ides where it appeared from or why. It suddenly seemed to be everywhere, and really makes no sense.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:11, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I heard that Swipe found a novel way to keep Chompy's head warm.
Eh, eh?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Fuck me, two minutes into the first thread of the day, that's gotta be a record.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:17, Reply)

he's a bit jealous
they haven't worked out what fellatio means in his part of the world yet, it has more than one syllable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:32, Reply)

and you in no way go on about rory getting dumped?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:36, Reply)

it's not the fact that he got dumped that surprises me
it's the fact that he felt the need to rush straight into another relationship. I mean, he didn't even have time to change the sheets on his bunk bed. I just think he needs more self-esteem, to be happy with the rory within and his own company, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Not that you are going on about it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:39, Reply)

no, i'm not going on about it AT ALL
I'm just trying to HELP him, you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:40, Reply)

By going on about it. All the time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:42, Reply)

i think it's for the best he faces up to these things
it's the only way he'll ever find himself and change
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:46, Reply)

She got his whole head in her gob?
Fuck me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Not his whole head.
Just his helmet.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:28, Reply)

That YM can only take 5 cocks at a time.
Alt: "to be fair", "I turned around and said".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I lose 70% of my bodyheat through my plums.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:55, Reply)

it's because they're dozing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I knitted them a bobble hat.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Novelty "Willy-warmers" given by adults to each other at Christmas are either the height of British humour, or the most depressing thing in all of Christendom.
Possibly both.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I thought it was 40%
I also thought it was bollocks.
But it is true that wearing a hat is warmer than not wearing a hat, so it is irrelevant.
Alt: I overuse the phrase "To be honest...", this is because the rest of the time I am probably lying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:03, Reply)

you thought the heat was lost through your bollocks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I thought it was lost through your bollocks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:05, Reply)

it's because of the large surface area

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I'm trying to employ "Rather!", as an expression of agreement, more.
Mrs Vagabond's mum told her, when Mrs V was little, that her left hand was "The one closest to a wall" .
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I like wearing a baseball cap with the peak kept perfectly straight so I look like I have a terminal illness and am being taken for a day out by a charitable foundation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:09, Reply)

*makes a wish*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:14, Reply)

*Wish comes true, Frog is given two weeks to live*
:(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:15, Reply)

oh man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:15, Reply)

At the end of the day......
Good morning my fellow internet chums. I'm having lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Lunch? But? What?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:15, Reply)

A ham sandwich I made for Mrs Cow
then remembered the pasta that she put in the fridge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:17, Reply)

You lardy northern oaf.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I have also had an apple/cinnamon doughnut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I am disgusted and impressed in equal measure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I'm contemplating mature cheddar now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I had scrambled egg on brown toast. It wasn't particularly inspiring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:33, Reply)

some parmesan grated into the eggs as they cook is a wonderful addition

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I don't think the cafe down the road would even know what Parmesan is.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

+chives

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)

^ gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

you fat mess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:33, Reply)

meh
Its Friday and I'm hungry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)

worst cover version of the Cure, ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:38, Reply)

My brother knows Karl Marx, he met him eating mushrooms in the people's park
He said 'what do you think about my manifesto?'

I like your manifesto, put it to the testo, took a trip down to meet the anarchist party, I met a groovy guy he was arty farty

I said 'I know a little Latin man a cus man a kai'

I said 'I don't know what it means', he said 'neither do I'.

Eat natural foods, baked twice daily, fill your nostrils up with gravy, don't drink tea and don't drink coffee, cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Please shut up, you insufferable swine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:16, Reply)

no no no
It's 'dancing at the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute, where's me jumper?'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I think your brother is going to be angry about this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I can't remember where I left it :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I like to do my own thing.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I don't know about anybody else
but I always find it really impressive when people can quote lyrics from tracks I don't recognise and probably wouldn't like if I did.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:35, Reply)

It's up there with the ability to recite comedy sketches.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Unsolicited, to boot.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!LOLOL!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:43, Reply)

NI! NI! HAHAHA YOU HEAR THAT I SAID "NI" THAT MAKES ME FUNNY!!!

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Kroney doesn't expect the sultans of ping fc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Maybe you could send Dozer a list of your itunes library so in future you don't feel so ostracized?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

cast, oasis, spacehog, ocean colour scene, chris rea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

space, reef, dodgy, weezer, offspring, bruce hornsby and the range

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

the verve, embrace, money mark, faithless

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

richard ashcroft, david gray, starsailor, sash

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

3 out of 4

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Same here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

2 out of 4

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)

2 out of 5

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I'm guessing space and dodgy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

The female of the placed hands of Buddy Holly's self esteem is just the way it is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

*jive bunnys*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

you know the tidy boys are jive bunny, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

OK "Windsor Davies"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)

nice DJ Shadow style sample collage there, my pakistani friend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I was rather proud of that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's good, but can you Singh it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I have music by all of those in my collection. I have extremely eclectic taste.
It'll come as no surprise that I find your taste in music equally as dreadful as you no doubt find mine. However, you are the one out of the two of us that keeps inflicting it on other people.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

My beard has finally closed over my chin.
For years I had a little bald patch right on the dimple.

Every day, in every way, I'm getting hairier and hairier.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I have a small beard bald patch on my chin
caused by me cycling into a skip when riotously drunk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I just have ludicrously sluggish coverage.
Both my face and chest hair is still coming in. I'm 33, for God's sake.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:33, Reply)

You'll lose control of your nostril hair next.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Oh that's already gone the way of the spider.
Fortnightly trimming, there.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Why are they so long and thick?
No other hair on my body does this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:39, Reply)

you know that accordion and feedback drones track, yeah?
Is that on YouTube?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I'll gaz you a link

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)

thanks bbz
I do love drone folk. It's up there with folktronica.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

And by "up there" you mean "its own arse", yes?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I can grow a mean beard.
I always have stubble. Grrr
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Chest hair is pitiful mind...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I'd heard somewhere that the fashion currently is for a hairless chest.
Dunno how true that is, but I'd rather one or the other than somewhere in between. The girlfriend keeps laughing at mine :(
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

You should mention how jealous you are of hers...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Next time I definitely will.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

80% of statistics are made up.
Heat rises though so I would expect you do lose a lot through your head. Especially my shaved one!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Heat doesn't rise.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:03, Reply)

yer, cold air sinks, thus giving the illusion of hot air rising

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Once again I am proved wrong by the amazing brain of tangledupinblue.
Oh WOE is me!
Lackaday!!

It's an edjumacation on here daily for me, and I am grateful!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)

u ok hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah, fine bbz
I haven't even had my first coffee yet man!

I'm saving my outlandish politics statement for later.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

You need to break this crippling caffeine addiction.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I'm down to three/four cups a day, sir!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:20, Reply)

You don't lose any more through your head than you do elsewhere.
It's just that most of the time the rest of your body is insulated by clothes and whatnot.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)

You might not, but I do.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

How much heat is lost through the 'plastic screw on ears'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)

They actually work as a conductor.
(I still have no idea what this references)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Neither do I, but as there's no sign of Rory I thought I should mention it during the discussion of your head. It's only fair.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

He who shall not be named!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Woah, sorry, chief.
I ain't looking for a rumble.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:15, Reply)

alt. I hate text abbreviations more tbh imo lol
I also hate over use of the word fella etc. at the end of a sentence. Why do we feel the need to do this, lad?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Tend to find myself using 'you fucking cunt' too often.
You fucking cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:29, Reply)

And that you are bent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)