God I hate bitching about the weather. I hate it more than I hate most other things. Except children.
God, I hate children. Except that one girl in the shop today that managed to make me laugh by embarrassing her awful chav mother.

I wouldn't want to be another b3tan, I'm their genetic superior in every way. It'd be like swapping lives with a crab.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is that the same genetic superiority that makes you wear glasses and be scared of moths?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Genetically superior compared to this bunch.
Compared to them, I'm practically a Hemsworth.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)

It's nice how you are quite obviously not lumping me in with them. Thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I am unfailingly polite.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Like putting glasses and a wispy beard on a vegetable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Says the man that put one leg in the White Witch of Narnia's garden.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Nowt wrong with my Narnia Garden.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)

You lion to me?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)

hahaha
a marrow, I think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:37, Reply)

He's only a day awaaaaaaaay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:39, Reply)