"When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead"
True story.
EDIT: This has reminded me, a mate of mine was out and about in London, doing his thing, drinking, flange hounding and being a lad about town. After seeing 'Rock of Ages' (Yeah, I dunno either) He and his boss went to a strip club, £40 a 'dance' all well and good, and apparently if you spend over £200 on 'dances' you can take one of the birds out the back AND BUM HER. No standard boring vaginal sex first, hardcore backdoor action from the get-go. Cor!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Classy joint.
I can imagine the beauties they employ for mid week fuckery.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:48, Reply)

You'd love it!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Probs they were trannies
learned that one the hard way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:20, Reply)

You get into a Newtons Cradle situation?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Newton's Cradle Situation are opening Bestival this year, I heard.


I'll be honest, even I'm losing heart on this one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:25, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:34, Reply)