There was no fucking milk in the staffroom this morning, imagine.
and the coffee place was chock full of pricks ordering toffee mochachinos. and the centre console touchscreen thing in my car jammed on the reversing camera so I had no music all the way into work AND I had to take the fuse out to turn it off just to stop the battery going flat. 1st world problems, man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:41, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

We had to have an emergency coffee run this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I'm SOOOO sorry! You should have said something earlier.
I wanted to get an xmas special edition coffee from Starbucks but there was a queue of three people and I couldn't face it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Our "internal" coffee shop is a Starbucks franchise.
It makes me want to break out my killing hammer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)

This is why I like the chap that does coffee out the back of a converted tuk-tuk at my home train station.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I now have a vision of a grinning gentlemen up to the back wheels in a pot of coffee.
Thanks, frog. Thog.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Im not even out of bed yet.
... Now I am.

See you pricks again at 11.30.

Man up, Badger!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:46, Reply)

It's having "men up" that has got me the reputation so succinctly summarised in my signature, GJ.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Preaching to the choir.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)

+ boys

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's ok
The only ingredients needed to make a perfect cup of coffee are ground coffee beans and hot (but not boiling) water.

Anyone who orders a toffeecaramelvanillafuckiato can fuck the fuck off
( Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

That might be entirely true.
But I don't really drink coffee, I just wanted tea, and that needs milk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I have had a hazelnut latte and a cappucino this morning
*taunts*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)

does he live in taunton?
this might be even wittier than you thought.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

ZOMERZET

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Taunton isn't in Cornwall
You fucking Northern retard!
( Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)