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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Either answer this thread or don'tI don't really care.
Well I can't be arsed to read through the monotony of today's posts, did anything good happen?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:51,
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Alright Harry Hill?Dunno mate, mostly at work. Had a quick precis during luch.
Usual Ripe and Swory duel clogging up the threads as far as I could tell.
What you bin up to?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:00,
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It about time she invited him out for Pizza and a go on her space hopperJust so we can get a break.
In regards to what I've been up to, well up to the nut sack in YM is the obvious answer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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Yeah, she told me but TBH she's a bit of a storyteller.As well as being dead for a decade.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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Yeah, I thought I was going through the KY jelly a bit fastCongrats by the way last night's thread was about the most liveliest I've seen place in an evening for ages
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:17,
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AawJust spazzed back to see it went on an hour and a half after bed time.
So my success was based on fucking off and leaving you all to enjoy yourselves.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:11,
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Of course not. Rather sick of Swipe beakering tbh.
You still cheating on your wife & missing your entry level Lexus?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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Yes to one no to the other, I'll let you choose Which way round for your own entertainment
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:19,
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So you've got a company car again?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:20,
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Or you're cheating on your Lexus with your wife.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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How on earth have you managed to escape being stepped this week(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:25,
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I got a 24 hour stepping last week for my gently ribbing of Rob F.(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:25, Reply)
so it's a miracle how you are still at liberty, you horrible bully(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)
The size of your feet a small stepping should be about 3 months(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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Well as long as you don't mention sheds you should be ok(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:31,
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Alright HH.Did some lols. Swipey and Rory are getting closer to sweaty lovemaking. It's been quiet. Fancy a skip?
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Swipe is great IRL, but on online she's is become almost as boring as Dozer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:19,
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It's definitely better without you here during the day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:20,
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Well glad to be of service :D(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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Good evening my friendsI'm taking part in "fuck all" at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:53,
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You should take this precious time that you have gotAND GET ON WITH ALL THE JOBS THAT STILL NEED DOING ROUND THE HOUSE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:57,
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What am I, your tedium condensing bitch?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:25,
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Don't get lippy I have breasts(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:28,
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Chicken or Turkey breasts?This is important
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:29,
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*Defcon Bongle*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:33,
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I bet if it involved a banana milkshakeYou would bloody well know
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:34,
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too rightI was gonna have one with caramel ice cream but I ate too much chicken
SAD FACE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:37,
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Did you pick up your parcel?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:38,
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not yet. I will tomorrow though. exciting!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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Fanks now I have the old P P P Pick up a penguin advert in my head(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:41,
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But it's not even Chicken Thursday yetI hope you get bitten on the shin by a vengeful Moorhen
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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I DO NOT RECOGNISE CHICKEN THURSDAY AS AN OFFICIAL APPOINTMENT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:41,
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I used to like you, I used to look up to you.....I wanted to be like you, after that statement your dead to me now DEAD you hear me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:43,
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YOU ARE DEAD TO EVERY ONE, NO ONE REMEMBERS HARTLEY HAREBut 'knobcheese' rings a bell
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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:DMy life's work is now complete
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:49,
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Wait shouldn't I delete my account first?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:05,
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nah do it after. it works better that way. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:20,
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I MAY LEAVE MY ACCOUNT TO RORY IN MY WILL INSTEAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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