moon cups
Have many of us heard about this menstrual management technique and was it wrong of me to have been a bit freaked out when an ex girlfriend told me about it then disappeared for a few minutes and reappeared with slightly bloody fingernails and the item in question in her hand .

When I think of some of the things we did insert in each other a formable latex cup is no big deal but somehow it was a bit wrong.

Still , groovy way to help save the planet.

Length was never an issue , technique mattered
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 15:35, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can't say
I knew of such a thing, but there again, I rarely dicussed it with any of my exes, most of them just got on with it.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Ladies
We 'll stay this stupid if you do .
(happyjoy last changed sig on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah,my macabre curiosity wants to know
Do tell..
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 16:09, Reply)

thanks
I've just written to the manufacturers asking if they can develop one for the Guinness squits.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 16:44, Reply)

@ancrenne
Well, it's a toss-up, isn't it? Between delving etc and handing the sticky gusset of your jocks to the missus...
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Are you mental?
The only reason we put up the womenfolk is for laundry and such duties.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:07, Reply)

I love mine
I've used one for a number of years now. Mainly because I get toxic shock from tampons and also for the environmental aspect.
What I love about it as well is that, as has been said above, you never run out. Also if you go away then you only have to take that one thing with you.

I got on with mine straight away and never went back.

Ladies, if you are thinking about getting one please feel free to ask any questions.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:07, Reply)

@ancrenne
atta girl!

I'm just kidding, as I'm sure you're aware.

Wonder if we could develop a patent on the Guinness cup?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:14, Reply)

@Baz
Unfortunately all we get is a colostomy bag.

Guinness nappies, to be honest with you, sound worse than a swift leggit to the nearest Royal Doulton when the time comes.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:23, Reply)

I just don't think I could do the cup thing...
It's to be added to my list of things I really should do, but can't, which also includes:
being vegetarian
being nice

Er, that's it.
( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:29, Reply)

If I ever do it
I shall tell no one.
However, I shall expect baz to share his guinness squits experiments, because I'm already laughing about them.

No need to invoke al's 'pictures or it didn't happen' rule though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:38, Reply)

@Clendrix
To understand and experience the wonder that is bazmorningsquits is very simple

1) drink 8 pints of guinness.

2) wait until the next day.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:46, Reply)

No, I think even al
would draw the line pictures of guinness squits.

Halfy, thank you for your clear and concise instructions. However, it seems to me that baz is somewhat of en expert in this field and I shall therefore gratefully leave the joy of both consumption and expulsion to him.
( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:56, Reply)

If you want to go even further
to help the environment...

2 girls, 1 cup!
Unless you live together and end up synchronising of course....

Oh God.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Reformed expert
It's always a thrill to explain to new Guinness drinkers why you don't drink more than a couple anymore before switching to lager.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 18:48, Reply)

BK!
Stop that filth!





No, don't. It's funny.
( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 18:53, Reply)

Woo clendrix!
*hug*
*flex*

How be your fine self?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 19:04, Reply)

BK
*giggles behind hand*

I'm not too bad at all, my lovely. How are you in your northern place? Do you have a fab northern accent?
( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 19:23, Reply)

Stop flirting you two and get on the evening thread : )
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 19:25, Reply)

Oops!
Come on BK and whoever else is still around - let's go over there!
( thealternativefact, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 19:26, Reply)

Mooncups FTW!
They're fabulous.

Can't recommend them highly enough.

Cheap, reusable, hygienic, simple to use, environmentally friendly, small, convenient and most of all they take up next to no space in your baggage if you're going away.

They also have the added benefit of ensuring you're aware of just how much blood you're losing each month so any other menstruating health problems can be sorted out early.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 15:47, Reply)