I will try not to hit any women today, other than that, effort? Nah.
Alt: A few, kids are easy to buy for, adults are a pain in the arse.
Altalt: Fucking twat is a favourite, simple but elegant, and one which I say immediately after putting down the phone pretty regularly.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:45, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Adults ARE hard to buy for.
Have just sent my parent's a hamper.

No idea what to get my lovely Grinch of a boyfriend. Best thing about this is we just buy each other a bag full of little gifts. Saves money.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)

My Mum and my Uncle are a fucking nightmare.
Mum claims not to want anything, Unc would like anything over £10,000. Pair of wankers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)

a
nightmare

Explains a lot,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

2.5/10

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Wrong Frogulater
it is very witty I will have you know
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Don't blame me champ, I just average out the scores from the judging panel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

ahahaha
I like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)