You should take your attitude towards bowler hats
and apply it to your love of coloured trousers.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:11, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

what colour are your trousers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:14, Reply)

BROWN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:16, Reply)

brown is a colour, therefor he is a coloured trouser prick lord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

as a general point
if someone's trousers are brown only because they have shat themselves, therefore making it impossible to determine the colour underneath, does this still apply?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Black. Like any self respecting grown up man.
When in a suit, I'll stretch to grey. When I'm casual I'll even go as far as blue jeans.

Red and pink are for girls.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

'I conform, that is why I am better'
right.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Everybody conforms to dress codes, Cavey. Everybody.
The trick is in not making yourself look a right prick in the doing of it.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I am a very snappy dresser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I mostly don't really bother.
Though I'm very good at dressing smartly, when I choose to do so. It's all about observing the code. Which is why I don't look like somebody that habitually chases fat guys in green face paint around a field with a foam sword.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

codes are for chumps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I'd rather be a well dressed chump
than look like CQ
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:32, Reply)

each to their own

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:33, Reply)

i started the craze of wearing tin can armour

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:27, Reply)

And the world thanks you for it.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:32, Reply)

no, that was JP Gaultier

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:58, Reply)