Anyone who goes to a pub to drink 'cider' made from anything other than slightly rotten apples is a fucking child and barred from drinking in them.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 17:54, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Decent cider is an excellent drink.
The house cider as I say is the Thatchers, although they get some mad guest ones in. I don't know how that crap in the blue bottles, White Lightning and the like, gets the name of cider.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Cider is for teenagers and yokels. That is all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I love cider.
It's lager that's wrong.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Ha ha wrong way round pal, what are you? Some sort of Gaylord?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:10, Reply)

^speed walker^
Decent lager is ok, unfortunately most of the muck sold is pretty dire.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Paulaner Oktoberfest is some of the finest I have imbibed recently.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Not heard of that one.
The lager here is called Hell it's German stuff. Apparently an improvement on Carling and the ilk.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:29, Reply)

*Heil

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Dunno about Lord but I am very well represented.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:33, Reply)

But I reckon anyone who doesn't drink a drink they want because they will look like a child _also_ is a fucking child and should be barred from drinking in public

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I sent you a request on tapped out

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:47, Reply)