Is life ever not quite good for you?
It almost feels like you're trying to persuade yourself...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Life is *quite* good?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)

That is the absolute maximum possible for a Coventry dweller

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I'd finger dogs too if I etc etc....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)

What time we meeting at greggs for lunch tomorrow?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:36, Reply)

True fact; I don't think I've ever been to greggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

If you like nondescript meat wrapped in pastry you'd love it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Pretty sure I've never set foot in one either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:42, Reply)

And yet it's still one of the most successful austerity-era high street companies in the UK.
If this government got its shit together they could wipe out the unemployed population by feeding them into Greggs mincers and simultaneously buoying the economy in one fell swoop.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Sweeney Todd fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:46, Reply)