She claims its a legal requirement to tell me I am going to get cancer

( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I tell people they will get cancer for fun.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Has she looked at the genetic factors involved?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Not really
It's hard to work out what I am going to die from since the last three generations of my family have topped themselves. Plus my mums mum was adopted so no idea what her family history is. I've decided to simply live forever.
( Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

In which case you should definitely drink heavily
Eternal life is bound to get boring otherwise
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I've got cancer and heart disease on both sides of my family.
I've decided to shoot myself in my study at the age of 55 after having murdered everyone that's ever annoyed me.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Ohhh, I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Please make that 35, not 55. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

You just made THE LIST

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Sorry, got to leave a decent period in which I actually buy a place with a study.
Then I've got to populate it with wingback armchairs and mahogany furniture. Then I've got to purchase an antique flintlock pistol and have it reactivated. I ain't doing all that in two years.

Especially since the study's going to have to be in an Edwardian townhouse and not, say, a one/two bed flat.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Excellent planning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)