When I was in boy band 5ive working summer season at Haven holiday park.
I found myself backstage with the two birds from short lived pop band Deuce. Now I quite fancied Kelly but I didn't want Lisa to feel left out so I let them both nosh me of and then let Lisa lick my balls whilst I fucked Kelly from behind. Lisa ended up marrying antanddec but thats another story.
( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

LLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllets get rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready for grumble

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Lisa was butters

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)

butterface?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:09, Reply)

That means vile, right?
That's why she married Ant with his fivehead.
She works in make up now. Specialising in a matt emulsion finish.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:11, Reply)

That is my signature finishing move
butterface means everything is great....butterface
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I like BOBFOC

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

There's a girl here who is BOCFOC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'm less that 2m away from a bobfoc
seriously, arse is impeccable, face like ken dodd and jimmy hill had a daughter.
( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)

My next door neighbour looks like Ken Dodd's sister

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Do you live in Brighton?

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I do not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Its you in a dress isnt it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:23, Reply)

yes
*sobs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)

STOP RIGHT THERE!
You can tell antanddec apart? NO-ONE CAN!
( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Northerners can

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Lies on the Internet. FOBTQOTW!

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Ant=HEED
Dec=Not HEED

Dec's brother is a chaplain, TRUFAX
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Whatever, take your lies and fuck off

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:17, Reply)

HEED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Normally I go for Brunettes but in this case I'll take the blondE

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:10, Reply)

The were so camp...
I loved them :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I saw them live at the RADIO ONE ROADSHOW MOTHERFUCKERS!

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

WITH BOYZONE!

( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I WOULD HAVE BEEN FANGIRRLING ALL OVER.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:20, Reply)

^ wide on ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Boyzone were all wearing orange jumpsuits
and Kelly O'Keeeeefe had her jugs hanging out everywhere
( Peej, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:27, Reply)

She worked hard for the money

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:31, Reply)

the brunette has better legs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)