Bought new tyres, made a curry, listened to the match.
Now waiting for the missus to get home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sounds alright,
I went over to the ladies parents, her mums boyfriend had made a fantastic smoked mackerel patè. Got the recipe, gonna make a go of it tomorrow.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

I've had worse Saturdays tbh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Are you in to the rugby?
Wales v Australia today was a cracker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Hate it.
Tried to get into it but just can't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Fair enough.
I have a similar detachment from football, just can't see it. Each to their own.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Football is bent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)

So is your dad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Well, yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

How are you ?
Send micro this weekend?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I'm good thanks. Yourself?
Had micro this morning. She was on great form. Hilarious at this age.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I'm ace,
Didn't do any of the jobs we planned, lay around till well after midday, went to the lady pigs mums, ate too much food, came home and watched the rugby. Can't complain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Nice. Must be great to have your weekends after so long.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Fuck yeah.
It's a great feeling and I'm much happier
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Good to hear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

You bastard
Why do you hate Jason and frog so much eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)

I hate everyone. You know this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)

It's okay mine is almost better now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)

*Warms up ear raping trousers*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Pardon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Please can I have a week off?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)

^this etc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

This is the 3rd toon match out of the last 4 I haven't gone to the pub to watch.
It's also their 4th win on the bounce. Somebody may be trying to tell me something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)

That football is bent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Not as bent as this thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I heard that you are as bent as a duck's cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)

I heard that when you go to a cafe for breakfast
And everyone else is enjoying a fry up, you order cereal.

And you cry if they don't have coco pops.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Trufqx^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Curry *fives*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Indeed.
The missus back so I'd best scoot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Just ordered a curry!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I'm making one. Thai red. Chicken + scotch bonnets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)

The issue I have with scotch bonnets
Is that it makes me think of jock midgets with a baseball cap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Dozer?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

correct.
You are making a curry with essence of Dozer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)

* boke *
* Calls Chinese & orders takeaway *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Racist^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)

^Wong

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I have one cookin RIGHT NOW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Feed it to the ducks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)